What's The Weirdest Name You've Heard A Patient Name Her Baby? - page 8

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she... Read More

  1. by   judy ann
    Twin girls- Syphyllis and Gonorrhea pronounced Sif-il'-is and Gone'-or-era. Lovely names.:chuckle
  2. by   jevans
    I Know of a child named Donald !
    Not so bad except the surname is Duck!!!!!

    The parents were really strange anyway. One of their favorite stories is when the minister came to supper prior to the christening. They sat down to eat and hubby brought in a wonderful silver server complete with cover. As the minister was a guest of honor he lifted the cover to find poor Donald in ablanket of lettice
    See STRANGE!!!!!!
  3. by   VZ/res0ncqx
    I remember a "cocaine Mom" naming her child "Shitavia" after 2 weeks of intense thought. "It was the most beautiful name I could come up with" she said. I wondered what her peers would call her for short.
    Then there was "Meconium" after the doc said "Oh, we have meconium".
    Then there was "Female" (Fuh-mah-lay) when the couple saw "female" on the birth certificate and thought it was the designated name of the "witch doctor" for the child.
  4. by   Marj Griggs
    This one wasn't a baby, he was a state legislator--Jack Ripper. We're told his dad had a strange sense of humor.
  5. by   MelissaCT
    I also heard of a patient naming her baby Meconium.

    I don't know if it was a boy or a girl......still........
  6. by   shannonRN
    i agree with heather.....it's the winner by far

    Cherish Maya Beaver is absolutely hilarious!!!
  7. by   bassbird
    I wasn't sure whether to post this here or under the thread with funny names for nurses.

    While doing my clinicals last semester I worked with Dr. Candice Dick. I went to the AMA site to see what her real name is and it is.......Candice Delite Dick (yes she is often called Candy)

    What were her parents thinking?
  8. by   bebebluz
    OMG!You would not believe some of the names I have heard in 24 years of nursing!:eek!: For example:Stone Cold Steve Austin(this was just the first name),Girl Baby(poor thing was baby #12 and parents had ran out of ones they liked),twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello(look closely at this one,Placenta,Lochia,Rubra...I could go on!These are all actual names.I think that it should be a crime to do that to a child.
  9. by   bebebluz
    I have also heard Meconium,Female,Vagina,Bo-gina, .Goddess,baby Jesus
  10. by   shay
    I had a pt. the other day who named their kid nevaeh.....heaven spelled backward. Bleah.
  11. by   gauge14iv
    How about "Formica Dinette" for a girl?

    Not kidding....

    And someone I knew went to school with a girl named (and this is hearsay) Crysta Chanda - you can guess what her last name is!
  12. by   trishaLVN
    oh me oh my.......im still rolling over the cherish maya beaver----eeeeeek poor thing.
    they actually had this on the local radio station the other day, some of my favorites were HARLEY DAVIDSON, JUSTIN TIME, CHRISTMAS SNOE, twin boys: AUSTIN & DALLAS..ANGINA CLAIRE...Precious Angel, and my close friend in high school her name was Christina, BUT her original birth certificate read CHRIST TINA.....apparently her parents had an ammendment to that blaming it on her mom's 8th grade edu and epidural........oh lastly, I have a friend, his middle name is Lawnboy....NO LIE!! have fun, and remember even God has a sense of humor, after all he created the platypus and the armadillo
  13. by   Hailey's Mommy
    not strange but different- nautica nike a little boy

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