What's the weirdest baby name?

Specialties Ob/Gyn Nursing Q/A

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she remembers a patient that named her child Placenta. I couldn't believe it that some child has to live his life named after disgusting afterbirth!

My co-workers told me about a baby named Abcde. You're asking, "How do you pronounce it? "Ab-si-dee." Can you imagine how many times it will be pronounced by reading the names of the letters? Jeez...

My mom had a set of twins in her class named Clitoria and privy parts. No lie! I really wish people would realize names can affect wether you get a job or not... Smh..

I know a woman who name her daughter Blue Rose. Why would you inflict that on a child??

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Some parents should have their heads knocked together! Those poor twins (the clitorii girls.) Isn't that some kind of abuse?

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

horace horatio hollowpeter iii:uhoh3::confused:

:eek:that means two more with that ghastly name are running around somewhere!:eek:

Specializes in Geriatric Assessment, management and leadership.

Mama Shoes

Maybe an African name misspelled?

Ruby Tuesday. Poor Child.

Specializes in Medsurg/ICU, Mental Health, Home Health.
Ruby Tuesday. Poor Child.

This is why I was born when I was. Had I been a "hippie," I totally would have named a child this. I just know it. I absolutely adore that Rolling Stones song and it has a lot of meaning to me.

Specializes in Pediatics, Family Practice.

Obamanisha......

Obamanisha......

That's an obamanation.

BabyGirl

Specializes in L&D, OB/ GYN, OR, Nursery.

Skyis Blue (Sky Is Blue)

Placenta

The coolest name is Navaeh ( heaven spelled backwards)

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