What's The Weirdest Name You've Heard A Patient Name Her Baby? - page 232

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she... Read More

  1. by   wbc
    I had a patient who confounded the medical records staff member when she came to do paperwork with our new mom.

    "And, what would you like to name your beautiful baby girl?" Medical Records staff

    "Oh, the nurses already named her" New Mom

    "Really?" Medical Records staff with a puzzled look at me standing by the bed.

    "Yeah. On that paper they named her Vageena (Vagina) Female (Femallee)." New Mom

    "Mrs. New Mom, that's part of our records. It means the baby was born vaginally and is a girl." Me

    "OK. I like it anyway. Her name is Vageena Femallee." New Mom

    "Are you sure?" Medical Records staff

    "Sure am." New Mom


    Can you imagine the life this poor kid had with a name like that? True story!
  2. by   FranEMTnurse
    A curse has been put upon that poor child. With a name like that she will most likely be teased mercilessly.
  3. by   DizzyLizzyNurse
    I like the name Lyric. I saw an episode of Intervention and the guy was a musician with a daughter named Lyric and I thought that was the prettiest name.
  4. by   GHGoonette
    Quote from DizzyLizzyNurse
    I like the name Lyric. I saw an episode of Intervention and the guy was a musician with a daughter named Lyric and I thought that was the prettiest name.
    And we have a local white wine blend called "Lyric"....
  5. by   Antepartumnurse
    Carmoney. Yup that's right folks as in car money the mother told us so! Whew now that is a name!
  6. by   Antepartumnurse
    I have seen this a couple of times now. It's actually a pretty name but I swear every 17 year old mom thinks she thought of it first!
  7. by   sharpeimom
    minnie maud mudd

    i'm reading an anne perry mystery (i love her victorian mysteries) and minnie maud is a character.
  8. by   Mrs. SnowStormRN
    Cash, Boozer, and California Sunshine
  9. by   Mrs. SnowStormRN
    Not to leave out Jermaine Jackson's kid Jermajesty and Courtney Cox kid CoCo, MJs Blanket as it obvious, celebrities really have a way with naming kids lol! My oldest daughter wanted to name our youngest Pretty Bracelet, I said "Maybe if we were famous we could get away with it." LoL!
  10. by   Mrs. SnowStormRN
    LoL! as I just realized my name is considered odd to many, my middle name is Blizzard (oh the joys of having a native american father) and my niece name is Winter Snow, and living in Native American community we have a few boys named "Little Bear" and my daughter has a classmate name Luke Rainwater
  11. by   hudsonsmommy
    A girl I went to high school with just had a baby girl and she named her Holland Oates....say it fast, and it'll click. I smile everytime I read her name.
  12. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from MekBlizz
    LoL! as I just realized my name is considered odd to many, my middle name is Blizzard (oh the joys of having a native american father) and my niece name is Winter Snow, and living in Native American community we have a few boys named "Little Bear" and my daughter has a classmate name Luke Rainwater
    I like a lot of native american names, and Little Bear is great.
  13. by   rph3664
    Quote from Antepartumnurse
    I have seen this a couple of times now. It's actually a pretty name but I swear every 17 year old mom thinks she thought of it first!
    Seen what?

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