What's The Weirdest Name You've Heard A Patient Name Her Baby? - page 226

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she... Read More

  1. by   luson10
    This thread provided a much needed laugh!!
  2. by   StaffEducator
    I've never worked L&D but I do remember a "Porcelain Bidet" and a "Female" pronounce famali. Oh, and Twins called "Tequila" and "Taqueria" pronounced taquila and takeria. Got to love those teenage moms!
  3. by   33-weeker
    We have an 'Armani', which is bad enough for a boy, but it's a girl.
  4. by   GitanoRN
    I met 3 female siblings recently their names are, Opal, Ruby, and Dimonique and let's not forget their brother Rock
  5. by   StaffEducator
    Wow! I just saw a girl named "Le-a". Her name is not pronounced Lea, Leah or Lia. It is pronounced "Ledasha." Mom says the "-" is not silent???
  6. by   repeat
    I have a good friend whose name is Jocola...Her fathers name is Joe and right after she was born her mother only wanted a Coke so she mushed it together and got Jocola...I also go to church with a couple who have quite a few children and chose to name them with biblical names...AND BELIEVE ME THEY SEARCHED...so they have Abraham, Benjamin, Calvery, Delilah, Elisabeth, Felix, and they they have GAMAYA!!! So I ask Aleshia after she brings her home why they didnt use a "G" bible name and she says to me, "I did!!! You know like Sodom and Gamaya!!!" It took everything I had not to just burst out laughing!! And now they just resently welcomed fraternal twins Hazel and Isaac! I wonder if they are trying to go to the alphabet??!!
  7. by   Kooky Korky
    Quote from nikkismom
    The wierdest names I came across were what my old neighbour named his sons. He named them, Ramses, Triton, and Maximus. Not sure what made them come up with these names.
    Are these not names of condoms? LOL
  8. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from Kooky Korky
    Are these not names of condoms? LOL
  9. by   GHGoonette
    Quote from Kooky Korky
    Are these not names of condoms? LOL
    Maybe a catalogue of "fails"
  10. by   OleMissRN
    YesIWillRiseAndWalkWithJesus Jones..... Mother decided to call him "Will Jones" for short.
  11. by   sharpeimom
    silver glove
  12. by   jabroadwater
    Before changing careers to nursing, I did 30 years of policework and I came across a number of...unique... names. When my daughter was born, there was a newborn in the hospital who was named Saudi Kuwait (yes, this was at the time of the first Gulf War). On the street I ran across a male teen who's first name was Mister, and at one time I dealt with a female named Female (pronounced Fem-ah-lee).
  13. by   PiedPiperRN
    My friend said that after Lord of the Rings came out she got a lot of kids named Elrond and Frodo and such... can you imagine doing that to a kid? Frodo is cute for a baby, not so cute looking on a resume when the kid is 20...

    There is a girl named "Princess" in my class, I do not think that I could ever use that name seriously.

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