What's The Weirdest Name You've Heard A Patient Name Her Baby? - page 210

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she... Read More

  1. by   dandk1997RN
    "HisMajesty" and "Tequila." :~(
  2. by   General E. Speaking, RN
    Went to school with the Weathers' kids. Their first names : Dusty, Stormy and Wendy
  3. by   imintrouble
    The name wasn't that strange but the mom gave the baby three middle names. She wasn't sure who the father was, so she covered all her bases.
  4. by   LotsofExperience
    You have to hear it when that story is told...I've heard it about 3 times so far and every time it makes me shudder.

    I find that names are unique enough without having to repeat the same old legends. I read an article one time about a college that did a sociological study of the effect of names. A search of birth records across the US was done on line and while they did find a tremendous amount of weird and strange names, they did not find one baby who had been named Vagina, Clamydia, or Female (or feemale').




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    Come on, people!

    Some of these are Urban Legends that have been around a lloooong time! Check them out yourself on Snopes and Urban Legends websites

    Before anyone posts this one (maybe I should have read the whole thread before I say this) let me tell you that the newest "name story"

    "I heard from a friend of mine who works regeistering new patients that a lady got really mad when no one could pronounce her daughter's name. It's spelled Ja-ia. People were saying JAAYa JayIA, none of it right. The mom said "Her name be JA DASH I A...that dash don't be silent"."

    This one is both a legend AND racist so it's a double whammy.
    I'm failing to see the racism.
  5. by   rph3664
    Some people might interpret "the dash don't be silent" as black dialect.
  6. by   nickasarbata
    My friend's nephew is named Luke. His middle name is Skywalker. For real.
  7. by   aehart
    I'm naming my children Lemonjello and Orangello, just so it's finally true. =P
  8. by   futurenurse809
    The name Whitegold Yellowgold and Platinum
  9. by   LotsofExperience
    Too late, Aehart!

    There is a professional baseball player named Mark Lemongello.

    But you could always name your girls, Clamydia Vagina Aehart and Female Vagina. Might be nice for them to have the same middle name, ya' know!!?
  10. by   aehart
    Too late, Aehart!

    There is a professional baseball player named Mark Lemongello.

    But you could always name your girls, Clamydia Vagina Aehart and Female Vagina. Might be nice for them to have the same middle name, ya' know!!?
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
  11. by   GHGoonette
    Quote from LotsofExperience
    Too late, Aehart!

    There is a professional baseball player named Mark Lemongello.

    But you could always name your girls, Clamydia Vagina Aehart and Female Vagina. Might be nice for them to have the same middle name, ya' know!!?
    I've encountered kids named Candida, but I never had the heart to tell their parents what it is...mind you, there might be people out there who would add "Albicans" as a middle name...
  12. by   rph3664
    Quote from Christine Cameron-Do
    I've encountered kids named Candida, but I never had the heart to tell their parents what it is...mind you, there might be people out there who would add "Albicans" as a middle name...
    "Candida" is actually a very common Hispanic name, and is also the title of a Tony Orlando hit from the early 1970s.
  13. by   katieg_obrn
    placenta lynn OMG!!!

    Chlamydia....

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