What's the weirdest baby name?

Specialties Ob/Gyn Nursing Q/A

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she remembers a patient that named her child Placenta. I couldn't believe it that some child has to live his life named after disgusting afterbirth!

Specializes in Staff nurse.

I know a Cristel Church...

Specializes in acute rehab, med surg, LTC, peds, home c.

I new a girl named Sunshine

Specializes in Mother/Baby, med/surg.

I really need to start writing these down at work so I don't forget them... We've had lots of Nevaehs and Paytons and Kaydens, but the weirdest name I can think of is actually one my well-meaning friends were going to give their daughter. They were looking for 'different' names for a long time, and had settled on Candida!

I only had the heart to tell them it was a kind of yeast, I couldn't tell them what candida is best known for... yikes!

Here is another one

First: Chris

Middle: Topher

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?

Specializes in Women's Health and Breastfeeding.

Although,I have seem many weird names, the name of the week in my facility is (drumroll please...)

"One" pronounced like the number-and he was not the first baby, he was the fourth!:D

Actress Anne Heche has an older son named Homer. She just named her new baby boy . . . . Atlas. Talk about having the weight of the world on your shoulders.

The baby's last name is Tupper. Maybe he will grow up to invent a new piece of Tupperware--the map keeper. That way his older brother can find his way Homer.

Stop me before I hurt myself.

Specializes in Oncology.

I do not know the patient personally, but we were having this discussion at lunch one day and a MA told me that a patient in her former office had named her daughter Ladasha (pronunciation) ----- spelling = La-a the "dash" is represented by the symbol in the spelling of the name. What in the world???

Specializes in Pulmonary/Endocrine.
I do not know the patient personally, but we were having this discussion at lunch one day and a MA told me that a patient in her former office had named her daughter Ladasha (pronunciation) ----- spelling = La-a the "dash" is represented by the symbol in the spelling of the name. What in the world???

I've heard that just this past week from my 13 year old daughter. We must live in the same area!!

Ok my mother was one of 12 girls, she had a sister named Blad, (Blod), as if that wasn't bad enough my fathers brother married a woman named Blad. I guess it was short for Bladwyn??

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One of my family members, I won't say who.. lol.. just had a baby girl and named her Azlee.. pronounces (ass lee) ,, what the heck? are you kidding me?

I know a woman who has three sons named Tyler, Austin and Marshall. All towns in Texas.

Specializes in Geriatrics/ALZ, MDS/CPC.

OK not too weird but...my nephew, God love him, was named Brayden Lichen Lawrence...2 middle names one of those being a word for werwolf...poor kids initials are BLLT...all cause his parents were no longer together and fighting over who was gonna name him...they both got their 2 cents in

OK not too weird but...my nephew, God love him, was named Brayden Lichen Lawrence...2 middle names one of those being a word for werwolf...poor kids initials are BLLT...all cause his parents were no longer together and fighting over who was gonna name him...they both got their 2 cents in

I hope the wolf-related name is spelled Lycan and not Lichen--a fungus.

Specializes in Geriatrics.

What ever happened to good solid names? You know- "Beulah", "Edith", "Edgar", or "Gertrude" ? Oh ya, they got old and now live in LTC!!!! I was happy that my daughter who had her baby 9 months ago chose a nice name- no funky spellings or weirdo pronounciations. She chose Audrey. And that baby is a sweetie!!

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