Now we all know this is NOT a perfect world... but if it were, what types of rules would you create for you OB unit...
This should be a fun, laugh producing thread....
Here's a couple for starters....
If you don't know the names of your own body parts... you will not be allowed to take your baby home!
2.:angryfire If you have had at least three babies taken from you by CPS... you will have a mandatory tubal before you leave the hospital!
If you are unable or unwilling to change your own baby's diaper before discharge,... you will not be allowed to take your baby home!
If you are under 16 years old and your mother is under 32 years old and you grandmother is under 48 years old, all on public assistance and there are no men involved... mandatory family counseling before discharge regarding the importance of education, birth control, employment stability and relationship building!