OB T-shirt slogans?

Yes. We were talking about 'Home delivery is for pizzas' as a slogan and how that might offend many.

It's too bad hospital staff only see the worst home birth cases. If they saw the vast majority that go off without a hitch - all the babies typically born in better condition than those born in the hospital - they might not have such a bad opinion of home birth. My midwives only transport about 12% of their clients and only about 5% require c-sections. Nearly all of their patients deliver drug-free, episiotomy-free and all breastfeed exclusively for at least 6 weeks. I challenge any OB to beat those odds.

We had a nice one "We deliver miracles daily".

And BTW, we get pizza delivered alot to our hospital!