l & D nurse sayings...

As a means of boosting morale at our Birth Center, we have decided to make up tshirts and sweatshirts to wear, both at work, and out in public if we want. It will have our unit emblem embroidered on it, and say:
Top 10 reasons why Birth Center Nurses are the best:
and then list things like....

• we can do it underwater, standing, sitting, crouching, kneeling, and in the shower
• we believe in laboring down
• we know what breasts are REALLY for!

You get my drift? So, what I'm looking for is suggestions for this top 10 list. We'd like to keep it clean so that we can as stated above, wear them to work w/out worrying about them being inappropriate.
Thanks!
l and d nurse in NH