Funny things that pt's say! - page 3

Pt comes in, ask her what brought her in today, she says that MD checked her in the office and then she had some spotting so she thinks that her "mucous cord broke". Checked a pt, she was 4... Read More

  1. by   legsmalone
    Originally posted by at your cervix
    had a pt come in, i asked her when she was due, she said in february but they are going to induce me in december because i never carry my babies to full term. (well no wonder if we keep inducing you 2 months early!!!!) do people really think that we are that stupid???????????
    Sometimes, yes. :chuckle
  2. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by at your cervix
    "You don't know your butt from your vagina and YOU are asking ME if I'M sure?"
    LMMFAO! This is the best laugh I've had today! Freaking hilarious! Tried to retell the story to hubby... I either left somehting out, or he didn't see the humor, but I'm rolling....

    Heather
  3. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    OH GAWD! Babysauce??? Ewwww.....

    And AlaskaKat! That's the most drastic attempt at an infant abduction I've ever ehard of!

    I haven't laughed this hard in awhile!

    Heather
  4. by   baseline
    Don't have any OB stories...just crazy ED stories.........I don't do babies.....they're slippery.....
  5. by   Heather333
    Originally posted by baseline
    Don't have any OB stories...just crazy ED stories.........I don't do babies.....they're slippery.....
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!:chuckle :roll :chuckle :roll

    I don't like crazy drunks either

    Heather
  6. by   mother/babyRN
    We get both on our OB unit.....While working in a telemetry unit, did have one pt tell me that she received her head injury from aliens strafing her yard and then there was the pt in the ER who told me she was on latex and rabbit pills (lasix and verapamil)....
    And, not long ago I had one pt swear that she couldn't be pregnant because she had never had sex.....And just a few weeks before that I inherited a pt who looked pregnant, stated that she was and when I couldn't find the fetal heart, I did an us, which confirmed there was no fetus....So, I get the doc to come in and check my vision and results (since, sometimes on nights, you DO wonder if you are correct or even functioning correctly), and he concurred. The pt refused to believe it, told us we were both morons and left AMA....Later, I got a call from a neighboring facility that wanted us to fax them her records...Imagine their shock when I told them she wasn't pregnant and that had been confirmed via Ultrasound.....I hate to admit it, but we did laugh over that one...........
  7. by   NurseyNursey
    We got a pt in one night who said that she thought that she was in labor. The nurse that checked her couldn't find the cervix. The OB came in and she couldn't feel it and did a speculum exam and an US. The nurse couldn't feel the woman's cervix because she didn't have one after her hysterectomy.
  8. by   anitame
    BBUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHAAAAAAA HHHHHAAAAAAA. That one takes the cake!!
  9. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by NurseyNursey
    We got a pt in one night who said that she thought that she was in labor. The nurse that checked her couldn't find the cervix. The OB came in and she couldn't feel it and did a speculum exam and an US. The nurse couldn't feel the woman's cervix because she didn't have one after her hysterectomy.
    I'm guessing the next logical step was a psych consult ??

    Heather
  10. by   Cyn-D
    I like when pts are getting an "epidermal" for pain relief!
    or when the dr. "busts" their bag of water.
  11. by   nursechris2008
    haha i absolutely loved the lawn mowing post! thanks for the laugh. next time the doc should write no doing the dishes, laundry, or anything remotely related to house work!!!! ha. thanks for the laugh.
  12. by   Kiwimid
    the joys of being a student......i had someone buzz me to there room because the baby sneezed and then they was the one who had a c section because all her friends were
  13. by   33-weeker
    Quote from baseline
    Don't have any OB stories...just crazy ED stories.........I don't do babies.....they're slippery.....
    It's all that babysauce!

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