Bad resumes/good resumes *rant*

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I'm assisting with hiring a new case manager RN and would like to vent about the HORRIBLE quality resumes I am seeing in the mile high stack we're reading through.

#1 problem: basic spelling, grammar, punctuation and command of the English language. I don't really care if it's your first, second or ninth language. You will need to communicate with and document about our patients in clear, concise, correct and understandable English. Period. Yes, we toss resumes with ONE TYPO in the trash. That typo represents a typo you'd miss on a med list or MD order that could mean life or death.

#2 problem: length! My goodness, people. We don't need a novel. Even RNs with 10+ years of experience should be able to sum it up in 2 pages or less. We're not interested in reading your past job descriptions. Just hit the highlights that pertain to the position you're applying for, and an accomplishment or two that will get our attention (chaired a committee, piloted a program, won an award). Also, as much as I admire family parenting/elder care, it's not job experience that belongs on a resume, no matter how "special needs" your family members were. (Honestly, I see so much of this on resumes. Inappropriate space filler). Talk about it in the interview!

#3 problem: listing an "objective." We KNOW what you're applying for and why. The "objective" on a resume died a decade ago, please stop using it! And leave off your high school diploma, no one cares.

Things we like to see right off the bat:

Immediate list of 3 or 4 strengths specific to the position

Bulleted list of licenses, certifications, with issue/expiration month/year

Any significant continuing education accomplished or in progress (as in, a certification or degree)

Any languages spoken fluently

And please. Use a common font like Times New Roman in 12 point, through the WHOLE document. Keep bold/italics/underlining to a minimum. No color. No curlicues. No pictures. No logos. Send it as a PDF *and* Word attachment, embed it in the email AND send or fax a hard copy, that kind of effort gets our attention. So does following up with a thank you.

Simple stuff. I can't believe the whining I hear from unemployed nurses, then see the back end of things where the majority of the job seekers reflect such poor attention to detail and minimal effort.

The period does NOT always fall within the quotation marks. So if you are going to judge, get your facts straight. Sheesh, who the heck cares about little grammar and spelling mistakes on an online forum?! Enough with the nonsense. Again, multiple mistakes on a resume = forget about it. ONE minor error, I will give you a chance if the quality is great. The OP stated "one typo". Ridiculous. Note the period correctly placed AFTER the quotation mark.

Chicago Manual of Style, 15th edition, 2003. Periods and commas precede closing quotation marks, whether double or single. This is a traditional style, in use well before the first edition of this manual (1906). As nicely expressed in William Strunk, Jr. and E.B. White's Elements of Style, "Typographical usage dictates that the comma be inside the [quotation] marks, though logically it often seems not to belong there" (p. 36, see bibliog. 1.1). ...

The Associated Press Guide to Punctuation, 2003. Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks, although they can be replaced on that spot by an exclamation point or question mark. Normally, these two, as well as the dash and the semicolon, go outside the quotation unless they are part of the quoted statement. Didn't Shakespeare have Mark Antony say, "I have come to bury Caesar, not to praise him"? (Outside, because the question mark applies to the whole sentence.)

Gertrude Stein once asked, "What is the question?" (Inside; part of the quote.)

Specializes in Critical Care, ED, Cath lab, CTPAC,Trauma.

The topic of this thread is the unprofessional nature of the resumes that are being submitted and in their personal opinion what needs to be done to improve the submitters chance of getting a job.

I'm not to much the grammar police here on AN as we host nurses from all over the world that come here and must speak English and with the use of smart phones....that auto-correct to some unusual sentences that are not always correct...and the difficulty in texting and using proper punctuation. I don't' let it bug me until the use of txt speak...which is a violation of the TOS.

Lets stick to the subject of the thread which is the quality of resumes we have seen sent in for consideration for a position and not a lesson in English and grammar....:)

Specializes in psychiatric.

Thank goodness for Esme12, the voice of reason.:woot:

Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

Now can we delve into the appropriateness of Elle's "Scented" resume in "Legally Blonde?" It got her into Law School! I'm thinking a nice crisp 'Apple-Citrus-Cinnamon' scent this close to the Holidays:)

I mean that beats a stale cigarette smell and coffee stains, huh?(Even on the perfectly written one).

Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

I just remembered, there is "elephant dung" paper now! It's really expensive, but some office supply stores carry it. (Now that's recycling:))

Sure beats ole' boring parchment, huh? I wouldn't want "scented."

~Just a few more resume ideas~

Chicago Manual of Style, 15th edition, 2003. Periods and commas precede closing quotation marks, whether double or single. This is a traditional style, in use well before the first edition of this manual (1906). As nicely expressed in William Strunk, Jr. and E.B. White's Elements of Style, "Typographical usage dictates that the comma be inside the [quotation] marks, though logically it often seems not to belong there" (p. 36, see bibliog. 1.1). ... The Associated Press Guide to Punctuation, 2003. Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks, although they can be replaced on that spot by an exclamation point or question mark. Normally, these two, as well as the dash and the semicolon, go outside the quotation unless they are part of the quoted statement. Didn't Shakespeare have Mark Antony say, "I have come to bury Caesar, not to praise him"? (Outside, because the question mark applies to the whole sentence.) Gertrude Stein once asked, "What is the question?" (Inside; part of the quote.)
You are way too serious. Plus, grammar rules change all the time. You quoted something from TEN years ago. To go to the extent of actually researching grammar to try to prove someone you don't even know (me) wrong.... just....ridiculous. Lighten up. Have a laugh. Enjoy a hearty debate among colleagues. By the way, I have admired many of your previous posts under my old user name. I guess I just allowed myself to momentarily get annoyed with how I PERCEIVE some of your posts on this topic. I took a step back and had to lighten up myself.
Perfection is a virtue, I find that no one has reached that mark, certainly not me. But, I aim high!!! I know that most applicants are desperate for a ANY position, and I am a little less judgmental on principle:)

I have never had problem with a resume listing my High School Diploma, and have got few without an objective. I'm just not that picky. I am looking for the best fit for a job, not who can master APA format. I am not offset by a mispelled word if their Resume is attached to 3 wonderful recommendations. As long as it's legible, logical, and somewhere near standard- the interview is the grand show-down.

Your going to get to an interview with me with an open position if you have the qualifications I listed in the hiring ad. Simple.

I think it would be horrible to throw out a Resume for one mispelling, a high school listing, and the thought of someone else doing it makes me sick.

If you had your Resume thrown out for that, YOU are blessed- that's not the employer you want to work for!!!!;)

I like it!

In my English classes in high school and college we were taught to put an objective on a resume, if it's not correct then it would not have been published in our texts books to do so. Nothing and no one is perfect what may look good on paper may not be good in person and by heart! One or two small errors, can be understandable but several is a problem. I'm the type of person who proof reads a hundred times to find errors, and when I think its perfect, I take it and I read it out loud to someone just to find another error or two. I believe when looking at things such as resumes or grading someone's research paper you can tell the difference between the people who put a lot into it from those who didn't.

In my English classes in high school and college we were taught to put an objective on a resume, if it's not correct then it would not have been published in our texts books to do so.

It's an outdated practice. It takes up room that can be better spent on other things.

Specializes in LTC/Sub Acute Rehab.

I NEED HELP BADLY with my resume and cover letter. While I'm good with my grammar and punctuation, I'm not good with putting my resume together and I really don't know what to say in a cover letter. I have issues with job hopping (see thread confessions of a job hopper). My heart is in women's health; specifically teen pregnancy and female reproductive health. I currently work in LTC as a LPN Charge Nurse and want to transition into this setting. I have found two office jobs I want to apply for (gynecologic oncology and ob/gyn) but have spent countless hours trying to figure out a way to make my resume and cover letter stand out enough to be considered for an interview. I know I have excellent organization skills, I'm dependable, I have leadership skills, and my ability to document is off charts! When I do get called for an interview, I do okay at first but the interview goes south fast when the interviewer starts talking about my work history. I've never held a position other than Charge Nurse and the ability to move up to gain new experience through increased responsibility has never been present. How do I showcase my skills and keep my resume and cover letter from going in the trash? I'm open to all suggestions. Feel free to PM me.

Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.
I NEED HELP BADLY with my resume and cover letter. While I'm good with my grammar and punctuation, I'm not good with putting my resume together and I really don't know what to say in a cover letter. I have issues with job hopping (see thread confessions of a job hopper). My heart is in women's health; specifically teen pregnancy and female reproductive health. I currently work in LTC as a LPN Charge Nurse and want to transition into this setting. I have found two office jobs I want to apply for (gynecologic oncology and ob/gyn) but have spent countless hours trying to figure out a way to make my resume and cover letter stand out enough to be considered for an interview. I know I have excellent organization skills, I'm dependable, I have leadership skills, and my ability to document is off charts! When I do get called for an interview, I do okay at first but the interview goes south fast when the interviewer starts talking about my work history. I've never held a position other than Charge Nurse and the ability to move up to gain new experience through increased responsibility has never been present. How do I showcase my skills and keep my resume and cover letter from going in the trash? I'm open to all suggestions. Feel free to PM me.
Wuh! Don't freak yet. I am a heavy traveler (contract/per diem NP/RN) but, I just helped an LPN in Texas rewrite a resume with the same issue, let me get home to my laptop in AM, and I will show you how to turn around the idea, so it goes "good" when those points are reached- I'll show you how to pull a great strength with examples when I get home by pc. You will have a resume to be proud of, and taunt- not defend! (Other ideas too:) so be patient with me- your going to be fine! We'll talk later!!
Specializes in LTC/Sub Acute Rehab.
Wuh! Don't freak yet. I am a heavy traveler (contract/per diem NP/RN) but, I just helped an LPN in Texas rewrite a resume with the same issue, let me get home to my laptop in AM, and I will show you how to turn around the idea, so it goes "good" when those points are reached- I'll show you how to pull a great strength with examples when I get home by pc. You will have a resume to be proud of, and taunt- not defend! (Other ideas too:) so be patient with me- your going to be fine! We'll talk later!!
GREAT! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! I look forward to it!
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