Pharma advertising on TV

It was only a matter of time. When I came home from work last night, my pre-schooler dropped a bomb on me:


Max: “Daddy, I have fibo-Malaysia disease.”

Me: “Fibo-what?”

Max: “FiboMalaysia. The lady on TV says I do. And Mom has it too.”

Me: “Max, you don’t have Fibo-anything. You can’t even spell it. You can’t have something you can’t spell.”

Max: “FiboMalaysia. F-I-B-O-M-Y-“

Me: “OK, OK, where’s your mom?”