You're Really a Nurse if...

You're really a nurse if..

You grab a snack while watching the road crew scrape up some roadkill.

You drool at a friend's veins when shaking hands.

You are asked to donate immune globulin for the war on bioterriosm.

You finish your meals at the restaurant before anyone else at the table has a chance to place their napkins.

Your bladder is the size of most people's stomachs.

You cover your mouth and giggle when your neighbor tells you who's performing his surgery.

There is no problem too large for a bandaid and Tylenol.

You tell you're husband to quit whining when his temp is only 103.

You mumble obscenities every time you see rescue transport someone to the hospital where you work.

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