Your Pregnant!!!

  1. I had this sent to me and couldn't pass up the chance to pass it along.

    Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
    A: No, 35 children is enough.

    Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby
    move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

    Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a
    baby's sex?
    A: Childbirth.

    Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody
    that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
    A: So what's your question?

    Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain
    I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
    A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

    Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
    A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

    Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the
    delivery room while my wife is in labor?
    A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

    Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
    A: Yes, pregnancy.

    Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
    A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

    Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to
    feel and act normal again?
    A: When the kids are in college.
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
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  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   DougD1
    I am forwarding this to my wife as she is 4 months pregnant.
    Thanks for the great post!!!!
  4. by   PhantomRN
    Oh these are fabulous.
  5. by   judy ann
    Should be required reading in every ob's office

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