I actually had to read this out loud to my daughter because it fit so well.
Graduated in 1981 with a class of 168. That is two small towns put together, and the largest to ever graduate from the school. Many of my children's teachers taught myself, my ex-husband and my present husband. Including the one that threw an eraser at the back of my ex-husbands head. My oldest child got quite a kick out of that story from the teacher! The majority of the boys he played football with had dads that played football with either his dad, his step dad or both.
We have not one stop light in town. Did get a subway in the shell station a couple years ago.
Several years ago I moved home after my divorce, the man I was dating at the time was not from here, but was helped move some things into the place while I was working. A few minutes after he was in my place the local cop came calling to find out what he was doing and why. I had known the cop since I was little, went to school with his two boys. I personally thought this was great, the boyfriend did not finding it offensive. When he didn't want to go to the homecoming football game I knew we were through
Thanks this was a good laugh for me and my daughter!