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You know you're a nurse if... You've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up. (share and add your own below)... Read More

  1. Visit  GitanoRN profile page
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    Quote from joe v
    you know you're a nurse if...

    you've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up.

    (share and add your own below)
    you know you're a nurse when you spend 2 consecutive hrs. going through the forum titled...
    what is your most gross, yucky, disgusting nursing horror story?

    i need to leave my stomach hurts so much from rotf lmao .... yes i admit it i'm a nurse :d
    Last edit by Joe V on Jun 25, '12 : Reason: fixed link
  2. Visit  CrazyGoonRN profile page
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    Your nightmares consist of checking 4 patients blood sugars and all the readings are 492! Then you check your own BS and it's also 492 even though you are not diabetic!
  3. Visit  CrazyGoonRN profile page
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    .aaaaas
  4. Visit  tenjuna profile page
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    you know you're a nursing *student* when you scratch your head after reading this thread and wondering "what am I getting myself into?"

    can't wait to be able to join in on the jokes.
    sharpeimom, Blue Jam, vintagemother, and 7 others like this.
  5. Visit  LpnSocks profile page
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    When u shave your hubbys personal area an he let's you because you do it all the time when prepping patients for hernia procedures an she never cuts me
  6. Visit  LpnSocks profile page
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    Quote from LpnSocks
    When u shave your hubbys personal area an he let's you because you do it all the time when prepping patients for hernia procedures an she never cuts me
    An brags to his friends bout it
    vintagemother and Punkrocksn like this.
  7. Visit  champagnesupeRNova profile page
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    -You get stuck by a thorn on a rosebush or a safety pin and panic for a second thinking, "Needlestick!!"

    -Whenever you're filling out any type of form where you have to write the time, you use military time

    -You see signs that say PROM and wonder why they are talking about Premature Rupture of Membranes

    -You have listened to your pet's heartbeat with your stethoscope at least once in your life
  8. Visit  tempusfugit profile page
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    LMBO!
  9. Visit  annabum profile page
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    Quote from tenjuna
    you know you're a nursing *student* when you scratch your head after reading this thread and wondering "what am I getting myself into?"

    can't wait to be able to join in on the jokes.
    AGREED!!
  10. Visit  GitanoRN profile page
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    when is almost 12:00noon and you can think about lunch while your doing wound care
    maelstrom143, RNSC, orthonurse55, and 1 other like this.
  11. Visit  rntraveler2012 profile page
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    OMG!! Lmbo!! I do that!!
  12. Visit  rntraveler2012 profile page
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    Quote from Esme12
    You're at the grocery checkout and you are summing up their veins......
    OMG!! LMBO! I do that !!
  13. Visit  rntraveler2012 profile page
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    Quote from qestout
    When you look like Columbo--patting every pocket looking for the vitals list--while muttering "I know I have it here somewhere". (you have to be older to get this one
    Ya I can resemble that remark!!
    vintagemother likes this.


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