You know you're a nurse if... - page 19

If everytime you're on the train you have to pause and make sure every coughing person isn't choking.

...every time you go to youtube, regardless of what you're watching, the list on the right is full of surgery, er/trauma, and abscess drainage videos.

When noone in your church will go to the ER unless they call you first to see if they really need to.

You constantly look down for your fob that clearly isn't on because your off duty and think 'i really should get a watch'!!

When you and a doctor are having a serious discussion of his head cold and the quality and quantity of the accompanying "snot" and neither one of you think there is anything unusual about that.

When my husbandhad a bad cold, I asked him what color the mucus he was blowing out was and he told me o stop being so gross. Oh well...