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You know you're a nurse if... You've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up. (share and add your own below)... Read More


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    ... you get that 2 am call from a worried friend and or relative and don't hang up until you've made them feel better or convinced them to call 911 if it is a true emergancy
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    If you are changing a dressing on a stage 3 decubitis ulcer and think "that is exactly how i like my steaks!"

    You know you are a nursing student when it is the night before the test and you clean your classmates vomit, then go right back to studying and eating your munchies
    maelstrom143 and Kandy83 like this.
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    You know you're a nurse when you discover that MEN get UTI from not voiding when needed!

    You know you're a nurse when your sisters ALWAYS call to tell you their lab results, BM's, aches pains, and ask you a million questions, and you gently answer all questions!!!
    maelstrom143, silverbat, and Merlyn like this.
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    You're out with boys at a 'Gentlemen Club' and all you can think of, as you see the female dance bump and grind her way across the stage, is "I like to prep that one for surgery!"
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    Your friends and family send you picture messages on your cell phone and expect a full diagnosis.
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    Quote from Khcrn03
    Your friends and family send you picture messages on your cell phone and expect a full diagnosis.
    Heck, I'm only a nursing STUDENT and a coworker's boyfriend will take pics and text them to her and say, "show this to brillohead and see what she thinks"!
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    Quote from brillohead
    heck, i'm only a nursing student and a coworker's boyfriend will take pics and text them to her and say, "show this to brillohead and see what she thinks"!
    good one... just wait after you earn a couple of years under your belt, everyone will be asking you questions on your days off, as a matter of fact i had several family and friends of mine that do the same, they call me or send me a pic, to get my opinion, however, mind you they are in europe!
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    You record the ventilator alarm and set it as your text alert, just to watch your friends that are nurses reactions when not at work.
    fetch, Lennonninja, poppycat, and 14 others like this.
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    Quote from NurseJeeper
    You record the ventilator alarm and set it as your text alert, just to watch your friends that are nurses reactions when not at work.
    That's pure evil there!
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    You see someone with long or artificial fingernails, and all you can think is "Ew, bacteria!!!"


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