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You know you're a nurse if... You've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up. (share and add your own below)... Read More

  1. by   sharpeimom
    our puppy was neutered monday morning and came home that evening. he didn't "go potty" until last night
    and it was loose and messy. as i was cleaning him up with baby wipes, i discussed what we might have for
    dinner with my husband, who held him still.

    my husband me
  2. by   rntraveler2012
    When all your relatives, neighbors, and non nurse friends want you to look at..... or they want to text/email pics of...and diagnose... rash, sores, bumps, etc!!
  3. by   rntraveler2012
    Quote from champagnesupeRNova
    -You get stuck by a thorn on a rosebush or a safety pin and panic for a second thinking, "Needlestick!!"

    -Whenever you're filling out any type of form where you have to write the time, you use military time

    -You see signs that say PROM and wonder why they are talking about Premature Rupture of Membranes

    -You have listened to your pet's heartbeat with your stethoscope at least once in your life
    Yep!! My pregnant horse trying to hear foals heart beat!! LMAO!
  4. by   GitanoRN
    when you're out on a dinner engagement and someone is doing the universal sign of shocking, so you climb over tables and get to the patient in question to find out he was telling a joke :uhoh21:
  5. by   Mandychelle79
    When you get texts asking what this drug is for and instead of telling them to google it themselves you look it up because you dont know and it is bugging you.
  6. by   GitanoRN
    eating microwave popcorn out of a new bedpan is perfectly natural
  7. by   Twinmom06
    Quote from gitanorn
    eating microwave popcorn out of a new bedpan is perfectly natural
    or an emesis basin
  8. by   Mandychelle79
    When your husband knows you are really sick when you say "Hon, I think I should go to the ER" I have never seen my husband get ready to go so fast in my life. Freaking gallbladder...
  9. by   RNSC
    Quote from Mandychelle79
    When your husband knows you are really sick when you say "Hon, I think I should go to the ER" I have never seen my husband get ready to go so fast in my life. Freaking gallbladder...
    Been there done that. It is so true.
  10. by   Mandychelle79
    Quote from Mandychelle79
    When your husband knows you are really sick when you say "Hon, I think I should go to the ER" I have never seen my husband get ready to go so fast in my life. Freaking gallbladder...
    It scares me because I can see the fear in his eyes. It is even worse when I say we need to take the kids to the ER/ Quick clinic, when I am home.
  11. by   GitanoRN
    when you believe every patient needs tlc: thorazine, lorazepam and compazine
  12. by   Jsnap1
    hhahahaha my boyfriend just yesterday came out of the bathroom (now mind you he has had a cold for a few days) shows me his tissue and says "hey J is my snot supposed to look like this...?"
  13. by   Jsnap1
    Quote from NurseJeeper
    You record the ventilator alarm and set it as your text alert, just to watch your friends that are nurses reactions when not at work.
    i may actually have to do this!

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