You know that you are dating/married to a nurse

heehee the testicle thigh thing is the cremaster reflex.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremasteric_reflex

I gotta try that one!

LOL, I agree with you. Remind him that horse manure is both "natural" and "organic". That doesn't mean I want any with my toast for breakfast. Other "natural" things are botulism, hemlock, arsenic, cyanide, and earwax.

Oh, and all salt is sea salt. The only difference is whether it came from an ancient sea that dried up millions of years ago or one of the current ones.

now THAT'S love. :roll

My hubby would do my breast exam once a month and he isn't in a healthcare related field...

I run my finger up and down my husband's arms and he thinks I'm getting romantic when I'm just feeling his veins.

@dscrn- a year ago my husband had a total knee replacement. The same thing happened to him. He told everyone I tortured when in fact I helped him. What a bozo. He knows better.

Even if your wife is a CMA she will:

-palpate your arm veins
-ask you to rate your pain 1-10
- ask the doctor if I can watch when he had a lipoma removed

I used to rest my fingertips on my husband's radial pulse in darkened movie theaters until he told me to quit it! :chuckle I also do the cremaster reflex test as often as I can get away with it, just for my own amusement. My husband is super ticklish, so he doesn't appreciate it much

Our first date involved cadavers and colostomy bag explosions. We frequently incorperate urine and romance in the same conversation.We are pro's at untying scrub pants with our teeth.