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Nov 08, 2001 05:53 PM

Wonders if this is an Administrative Philosophy?

by CEN35

This is a great philosophy!!

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100 percent.
How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove
helpful in
the future. What makes life 100 percent?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
can be represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% only

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close,
but attitude and ******** will put you over the top.

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