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Dec 17, 2003 11:37 AM

A Woman's Perfect Revenge

by bedpan

"Cash, check, or charge?" I asked, after folding the items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled in her purse for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a TV in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No, "she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."


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No. 1
Old Dec 17, 2003, 11:40 AM

It would (and does) drive me crazy when my husband comes shopping with me.

I'd leave the remote at home.

steph
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No. 2
from jnette
Old Dec 17, 2003, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by stevielynn
It would (and does) drive me crazy when my husband comes shopping with me.

I'd leave the remote at home.

steph
I don't ask him to go........ for WHAT ???

Nor do I go clothes shopping with him ( for HIM) anymore... twice was enough... he's on his own.
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from Danamegg
Old Dec 17, 2003, 05:35 PM

My husband usually shops with me. He knows how to get to places in the city which I would never find on my own. BUT he doesn't like me and the daughter lingering in the clothes shops! To be honest - I don't blame him.

Yesterday the daughter and I went shopping on our own because my husband's leave only starts sometime next week. We had such fun and every now and then we would remark: "Good thing daddy's not here!"
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No. 4
from Dave ARNP
Old Dec 17, 2003, 07:02 PM

I don't mind shopping with my wife. She is really not one to take all day in a store. She and I hit the store and come up with ALOT of stuff really quickly. Thus, she has a zillion purses, shoes, and more towels than any family will ever use.

We've also said more than once "I can't wait to get home so I can see what I've bought!"

Dave
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