Why are most nurses women even today?

WHY ARE MOST NURSES WOMEN EVEN TODAY?

A good question. Thank you for asking. Here is the real story:

Ye zee, ven GOD haz made dem bofh males und females fer de Garden ov Eden, dey was bofh in ze line fur te getz deir brains.

Und Adam he vas up front in der line und he vent up te GOD und GOD did sayz te Adam, "Ya, Adam, here is yer brains."

Und Adam dunz tooks his brains frum GOD und sayz< "Ya GOD thanks yous." Und Eve waz just behind her manz Adam in der line.

Und just den Adam da manz he dun slips und fallz und twists his ankle ya he duz realz bads und yellz out, "Ya, GOD, ouch! Ya dat iz der bad painz!"

Und GOD goes te lookz at de manz Adam'z ankle what id be allz swollend und GOD sayz te Adam, "Ya, Adam! Ye iz best te be nursinz dat!"

Und den da womanz Eve she dunz comes up nexts te GOD und GOD sayz te de womanz Eve, :"Ya, Eve! Heres ye goez!"

Und dat dere womanz Eve, she beinz zo smarts, she dun sayz te GOD she sayz, "Nien, GOD! Na I don't be wantin nune ov dat dere painz waz ye dunz givez te ma manz Adam!"

Und GOD den sayz te dat dere womanz Eve, "Ya, Eve! Un den vas iz ye goins te be doinz?"

Und de womanz Eve she sayz te GOD she sayz, "Ya, GOD! I iz gonna be a nursinz!"

Ze End!.