Why Computers Are Like Men

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

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[color=#666699]1.

[color=#666699]those who have it think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior.

[color=#666699]2.

[color=#666699]those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.

[color=#666699]3.

[color=#666699]many of those who don't have it would like to try it.

[color=#666699]4.

[color=#666699]those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

[color=#666699]5.

[color=#666699]it's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.

[color=#666699]6.

[color=#666699]in the past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most people today use it for fun most of the time.

[color=#666699]7.

[color=#666699]if you don't take the appropriate precautions, it can spread viruses.

[color=#666699]8.

[color=#666699]if you use it too much, it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

[color=#666699]9.

[color=#666699]many people attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

[color=#666699]10.

[color=#666699]if you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble!