What's the difference between a graduate nurse and an experienced nurse?

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  1. This is a discussion on What's the difference between a graduate nurse and an experienced nurse? in Nursing Humor / Share Jokes, part of General Nursing ... Fill in the blanks... Use the following template: A Graduate Nurse...

    by Admin May 30, '12
    Fill in the blanks...

    Use the following template:

    A Graduate Nurse _______________________________.
    An experienced nurse _______________________________.


    I'll start it out with...

    A Graduate Nurse spends 3 hours giving a patient a bath.
    An experienced nurse gets the CNA to give the patient a bath.

    Now, add yours below.
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    by Joe V May 30, '12 11:00 am
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  4. May 30, '12 by
    Quote from Joe V
    Fill in the blanks...

    Use the following template:
    I'll start it out with...

    A Graduate Nurse spends 3 hours giving a patient a bath.
    An experienced nurse gets the CNA to give the patient a bath.

    Now, add yours below.
    An experienced nurse employed.
    A Graduate Nurse is living an a prayer these days.
    pinkfluffybunny, RNVP25, PMFB-RN, and 6 others like this.
  5. May 30, '12 by
    A good nurse helps the CNA give the patient a bath.
    breezycna, x4livin, Adeleye, and 15 others like this.
  6. May 30, '12 by
    Quote from foreverLaur
    A good nurse helps the CNA give the patient a bath.


    WRONG!!!

    (party pooper)
    Hygiene Queen, nursingstudent3109, and Paco-RN like this.
  7. May 30, '12 by
    Quote from netglow
    WRONG!!!

    (party pooper)
    Well I have worked as a PCA for many many years (and I'm graduating nursing school soon) and around 70% of the nurses I work with help with baths and it makes everyone's lives a lot easier. You must not work in a place that values teamwork
    dann023, x4livin, Debilpn23, and 4 others like this.
  8. May 30, '12 by
    General Nursing>Nursing Humor/Share jokes> (is what it says up top)

    You are in a designated "make fun of" section (FYI)
    TrishaDL, Hygiene Queen, PrayToTheUnicorn, and 1 other like this.
  9. Asst. Admin
    May 30, '12 by
    Quote from foreverLaur
    Well I have worked as a PCA for many many years (and I'm graduating nursing school soon) and around 70% of the nurses I work with help with baths and it makes everyone's lives a lot easier. You must not work in a place that values teamwork
    It's a word game started by staff......

    Use the following template:

    A Graduate Nurse _______________________________.
    An experienced nurse _______________________________.

    by the way, did you hear the one about the graduate nurse and the experienced nurse in the unemployment line.......
    notpuurfctbtgdenghns and Hygiene Queen like this.
  10. May 30, '12 by
    GOSH, where is the sense of humor, people??????? Love when people get all defensive on a Jokes thread, lmao! That in itself is humor

    I'll bite:

    A Graduate Nurse neatly presses their scrubs every morning.
    An experienced nurse eyeballs their scrubs for wrinkles every morning.

    (yes, corny ... but could not think of anything else right now )
    TrishaDL, Purple_Scrubs, onyx77, and 2 others like this.
  11. May 30, '12 by
    A graduate Nurse still in training and need more skills
    An experience Nurse been there done that
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  12. May 30, '12 by
    A Graduate Nurse wants everyone to know he/she's a nurse.
    An Experienced Nurse doesn't want ANYONE to know he/she's a nurse.


    A Graduate Nurse thinks people respect nurses.
    An Experienced Nurse knows people blame all their problems on the nurse.
    marda, on eagles wings, x4livin, and 19 others like this.