What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

I was a new CNA in the nursing home and feeling very proud of my first step in my chosen career.

A nice littel old man in a wheel chair waved at one of my co-workers (a pretty littel 18 year-old, fresh out of high school sugar and spice type of girl). He said "honey come over here please" as she bent down to talk to him. He moved the blanket covering his legs and SPLAT! he ejaculated right in her face and mouth. I never saw her again and thus my nursing career beagn...........

I'm walking in the hall and a visitor says " Miss I think you want to see this" so I turn the corner and there is one of my residents ( all demented) bent over with is pants down taking a dump.. right in the hallway.

We had a patient do that once, then bend over to inspect. She then picked up a glob and walked into the patient's room across the hall and say, "Want some?" (while the patient was eating dinner).



This on a medical floor... not Alzheimer's unit. Yuk.