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No. 1380
Old Mar 30, 2009, 10:37 AM

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This thread is very informative...gross, but informative!!! I guess the moral behind all these stories is "bring an extra uniform to work"!!! I can hardly wait to have my own gross story to tell. Wait...Is that gross....??!!??
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No. 1381
Old Apr 04, 2009, 12:45 AM

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Imagine a 48 year old woman with untreated breast cancer...mets to the bones. DNR status. Her right breast was partially necrotic...The skin on her chest had formed blister like clusters with the smell of rotting flesh...Charcoal dressing did not help. Patient coughs and her chest wall cracks....and her skin splits wide open...blood pumping everywhere..and you can see the outline of her beating heart under the sparce tissue covering it. We had to cover her open chest with sterile dressings and sandbags. It was terrible....Fortunately, she passed away comfortably with a morphine drip...husband and two young children at her bedside.....sad.
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No. 1382
from rph3664
Old Apr 04, 2009, 08:29 AM
Updated Apr 04, 2009 at 08:35 AM by rph3664

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Originally Posted by oncnursemsn View Post
((Diahni))) This is a bit off topic, but just attended a lovely dinner paid for by Merck drug company complete with salmon for entree. The topic? CINV- better known as Chemotherapy induced nausea and vomiting, complete with 1 hour lecture on the mechanics of how someone gets nauseated and what triggers vomiting. In depth conversation including salivating, wretching, etc. All while the servers are filling our wine glasses and putting steaming plates of food down. gag.
BTW, how's the wine?
When I was in pharmacy school, I was a hotel banquet server and occasionally had to serve at dinners like this, and one time, it was a physician's CE dinner where the topic was birth defects incompatible with life.

The bartender was in the room during the presentation, and told us about a picture of a dicephalus (she described it as "a two-headed baby") and something that was either gastroschisis or body stalk anomaly.



Edit: What really freaked out the bartender was that the doctors kept eating and didn't flinch throughout the presentation - probably because many, if not all, of them had actually seen things like this.
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No. 1383
Old Apr 05, 2009, 12:44 AM

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Just tonight, I had a large obese woman who had a suprapubic foley. We were turning her and foley got stuck under her. I was gently easing it out (so I thought), and the cap to the lumen for irrigation popped off, promptly squirting my face and scrub top with stale urine. I don't think the smell will ever wash off.
*Note to self* Do not EVER do that again!!
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No. 1384
from rph3664
Old Apr 06, 2009, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by nightshiftnut View Post
Imagine a 48 year old woman with untreated breast cancer...mets to the bones. DNR status. Her right breast was partially necrotic...The skin on her chest had formed blister like clusters with the smell of rotting flesh...Charcoal dressing did not help. Patient coughs and her chest wall cracks....and her skin splits wide open...blood pumping everywhere..and you can see the outline of her beating heart under the sparce tissue covering it. We had to cover her open chest with sterile dressings and sandbags. It was terrible....Fortunately, she passed away comfortably with a morphine drip...husband and two young children at her bedside.....sad.
Ever spoken to anyone who has lived in a third world country? Most cancer patients die long before they get to this point, but it's not infrequent at all.

I once read about a missionary doctor who, in all his time in this area, saw ONE case of breast cancer that was treatable in any way other than comfort care, and it was in his wife. He did her mastectomy, and as of this book's writing 20 or 30 years later, she remained in excellent health.

OTOH, it can happen here. One of documentary filmmaker Ross McElwee's movies features a photo of something like this - in South Carolina in the 1980s.
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No. 1385
from WCMedlin
Old Apr 14, 2009, 08:04 AM

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I am taking a break to puke now
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No. 1386
from c0ntagion
Old Apr 14, 2009, 03:24 PM

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I've seen a self-amputation of a necrotic/cancerous breast on a 70-something year old woman. Apparently the woman lived by herself and refused to allow her son to ever enter her house. The son would bring her groceries and leave them at her door and she never went to the doctor. She was finally found down at home one day and taken to the ER. The smell... I can't even describe it. The whole left side of her chest/breast was one big necrotic mess. They put her on comfort cares and she died that night.
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No. 1387
Old Apr 14, 2009, 11:12 PM

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Well, this is NOT exactly MY story. But I have a habit of asking people in certain professions what their worst horror stories are. So here's one. Okay, this one fellow I asked that question to told me this story (Sorry to say!): One day, he was doing a maintenance job at the ER. I think he was painting or something like that. Anyway, a dreadful feeling came over him, followed my a horrendous smell. He described the smell as being mostly bloody and very metallic. He said the smell filled the entire ER. And later it could not be easily eradicated by sprays and cleansing agents.

Several people walked into the ER carrying 5-gallon buckets with towels placed over them. Each had a very somber look on his face. Well, this maintenance man was curious. So, one of his buddies at the ER told him what the silent commotion was all about as he himself of course was not allowed admittance past a certain point. It turns out that the 5-gallon buckets were full of very bloody human body parts.

A male technician responsible for repairing a machine at a steel plant died a horrible death when basic safety issues and common sense were blatantly ignored. This particular machine cuts steel bars in little pieces. And the technician was required to actually go inside of the machine to fix it. Not a problem.

However, because signs and inside safety locks were not in order, the device was turned on while this gentleman was still inside doing repairs. Needless to say, this poor man was cut into many pieces. And his remains were scooped up in haste and placed into 5-gallon buckets and taken to the the ER and eventually the hospital morgue for counting.

Can you imagine?!!! Somebody actually had to count all his parts to make sure they were all there!!! This was one of the worst stories I ever heard. But I have a few more....
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No. 1388
Old Apr 14, 2009, 11:43 PM

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Okay, here goes another one!.... This is from a law enforcement agent. He tells me that one of his worst horror stories was a call he got several years ago when he was a rookie cop. A call came in about 2:00 a.m. on a Friday about a foul odor being reported by neighbors. Upon investigation they found a decomposing man laying face up on his bed with his apparently very scrawny and very hungry dog feasting on his corpse. Yuck!!!!!!!!!

The officer said the house was in deplorable conditions. Smelly garbage, clothes, junk, feces, and cockroaches were everywhere! Also, little patches of dog's vomit were found throughout the house. They appeared to have little pieces of human tissue and skin in them. Police who searched the house believe the starving dog had been feasting on his owner's corpse for days. Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No. 1389
Old Apr 15, 2009, 12:13 AM

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Here's another oldie but goodie.... This one comes from a security guard. Well, she told me that years ago, when she worked at a local senior high rise building, a foul odor was reported to her during her early morning shift. She goes to the apartment and opens the door with a key -- while management conveniently stands outside of the door >:-(

Anyway, upon investigation surprisingly she finds that the A/C was NOT turned on (And it was a very hot July mind you!) and the aparment was in an advanced state of disarray. Oh, yeah, and a dresser and lots of junk and trash were stratigically placed against the door to keep outsiders out.

This particular tenant was morbidly obese. And in addition to having nasty habits he also had a very nasty attitude. He would always lock himself into his apartment and he would never let anyone in. Even maitenance and managment had to struggle to get into his apartment in the same manner as this security guard.

Anyhow, they found this extrememly obese tenant in a state of advanced decomposition. His body was very bloaded. His gut was broken open with maggots wriggling out of it. And body fluid was leaking out everywhere in the room where he died -- even on the ceiling -- I don't know why, though. But anyway, it was a big mess, needless to say. And it was very difficult removing him from the premises -- not to mention cleaning up afterwards.

The securtiy gaurd said he basically stunk up most of the entire high rise. And everything in the apartement had to be disposed of. Renovation and relocation of some tenants was also necessary. Gross!!!!!


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