Nurses Humor
Published Nov 28, 2001
Seen on a T-shirt at work. "Do you want the DOCTOR in charge, or the NURSE who knows what's going on?"
Momma_Penguin
62 Posts
:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle I have laughed so much while reading these , my kids think I have lost it!! I must copy one of the shirts I have seen, as my super had to inform me of a lil difficulty I have been having. " I LOVE MY ATTITUDE PROBLEM!!" I mean if they are gonna say you have one......I think you should run w/ it!!! :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle Laura LPN:cool:
betts
667 Posts
Others have suggested:
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
live4today, RN
5,099 Posts
Once I had a tweety bird T-shirt that read: Whatever! :chuckle
Another one said: Are we having fun yet? There was a picture of a wiry haired scrawny hen on the shirt above the saying. :chuckle
markuy06
9 Posts
I need to go buy some T shirts, This is really great.
My hubbys one T shirt say's
"I'm with stupid" and a hand pointing to the right side. when he wears it i stand on the other side.
He also has one that has 15 to 20 sex positions.
and one that say's "I feel like shit dejavu".
Hope you enjoy these
mattsmom81
4,516 Posts
I saw this one 'Dyslexics...untie' (I resemble that..hehe!)
SOCRATES SOUL
33 Posts
CONSTIPATED PEOPLE DONT GIVE A CRAP!
IF I WANTED TO HEAR FROM AN orificeHOLE ID FART!
A SNARL, A SNEER A WHIP THAT STINGS, THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS...
havok
10 Posts
not medical one, but this is an actual t-shirt
on the back:
Bomb Technician,
if you me running try to keep up
My mood today would have me wearing a T-shirt that says: "Boop, leave a message!" :chuckle :roll :) Ever have one of those days?
Andy S., BSN, RN
157 Posts
I still love these:
He who stands on toilet is also high on pot!
"Is it time for your medication or mine?!"
Cardiac Kid
2 Posts
On the front of my tee there is a P-QRS complex then a straight line. Below it says NO CODE. (I never wear it in public for fear people will take it seriously!!
MQ Edna
1 Article; 1,741 Posts
Over What Hill? Where? When? I Don't Remember Any Hill!
Please Lord...Let Me Prove That Winning the Lottery Won't Spoil Me.
General E. Speaking, RN, RN
1 Article; 1,337 Posts
Mine would say simply, "I HAVE ISSUES."