What Would Your T-Shirt Say? - page 3

Seen on a T-shirt at work. "Do you want the DOCTOR in charge, or the NURSE who knows what's going on?"... Read More

  1. by   EXOTIC NURSE
    My favorite T shirt says.............. May I ASS you a question !!!!!!!!
  2. by   nana kathy
    My favorites:

    "Grow your own dope.... plant a man"



    "I can handle anything......I have children"
  3. by   mattsmom81
    Originally posted by kmchugh
    "There is no problem so large it can't be overcome with a suitable application of high explosives."

    OK, it wasn't on a t-shirt. An old saying from my military days. But if I can get it to fit...

    Kevin
    Love the quote, Kevin.....let's all adapt it to nursing:

    There is no problem so large it cannot be oversome with a suitable application of.........mastisol
    .......pharmaceuticals
    .......pillow therapy


    Any more suggestions?? :roll
  4. by   micro
    pillow therapy 101 and 080
    good refresher course
  5. by   CEN35
    oh i have had so many!

    the one i bought when i was 16, that my mom threw out (even though she denies it). a picture of a little yellow bird, like tweety bird, sitting in an egg.....and it said "i just got laid."


    i have another, that says "co ed naked nursing", and then there are a couple of syringes forming a cross, and it says at the bottom "your butt is ours". :chuckle



    another i have that is supposed to be a fly fishing t-shirt, that says:

    "whip me"

    "strip me"

    "tie me"

    "fly me"
    :roll

    another that shows a rotweiler (sp) looking back behind his butt, and it says:

    "if your not the top dawg,
    the view never changes"

    another that is titled:

    snowmobilers top ten lies

    1. the bars are the only place to buy gas.
    2. the ice is plenty thick.
    3. i can read the trail map.
    4. it's only a couple more miles.
    5. it's not cold.
    6. i love my spouse more than my snowmobile.
    7. we have enough gas to make it.
    8. i can fix it.
    9. i know a short cut.
    10. don't worry - the trees don't hurt that much.


    another snowmobile t-shirt:

    "if you can't handle the ride, stay on the side."


    another:

    "pain
    is nothing
    compared to
    what it feels like
    to quit
    give everything you got"


    my favorite t:

    (front)
    "don't let your fears
    choose
    your
    destiny"


    (back)
    "success is
    never final
    &
    failure is
    never fatal"



    me

    Last edit by CEN35 on Apr 4, '02
  6. by   Cachifeiro
    My t-shirt would read: You call me a b**** like it's a bad thing!
  7. by   Dplear
    I have a T-shirt that i wear while riding my Harley it says on the back "if you can read this the B**ch fell off" I love that shirt...

    Dave
  8. by   Level2Trauma
    My T would be dedicated to the administration....for appreciation day. On the front it would say.....INSTANT A$$HOLE. On the back it would say......JUST ADD A HMO.
  9. by   susanmary
    THIS IS NOT A HOTEL.

    COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH.

    YOU HAVE NOT BEEN CALLING ME FOR ONE HOUR.

    DO NOT TAKE OUT YOUR OWN FOLEY.

    DO NOT TAKE OUT YOUR IV SITE.

    GIVE YOUR PAIN MED A CHANCE TO WORK.

    ASK THE DOC THE QUESTIONS WHEN HE IS IN THE ROOM.
  10. by   mattsmom81
    GREAT T shirts everybody!!

    Also see the thread "Things we would love to say at work but can't" ....

    Betts' list of 38 would make excellent T shirt material too.... such as:

    "How about never? Is never good for you?"

    "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

    This one will make a GREAT response (with one eyebrow up like Spock)when a doc throws a hissy fit at the desk...hehehe
  11. by   Momma_Penguin
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle I have laughed so much while reading these , my kids think I have lost it!! I must copy one of the shirts I have seen, as my super had to inform me of a lil difficulty I have been having. " I LOVE MY ATTITUDE PROBLEM!!" I mean if they are gonna say you have one......I think you should run w/ it!!! :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle Laura LPN
  12. by   betts
    Others have suggested:

    On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

    Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

    How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...

    Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  13. by   live4today
    Once I had a tweety bird T-shirt that read: Whatever! :chuckle

    Another one said: Are we having fun yet? There was a picture of a wiry haired scrawny hen on the shirt above the saying. :chuckle

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