What will kids say next???

> Subject: What will the little ones say next
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> > When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an
> > older woman hugging him as he left the house. "Is that your
> > grandmother?" I asked. "Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit us
> > for Christmas." "How nice,"I said. "Where does she live?" "At the
> > airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we want her, we just go out there
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> > and get her."
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> > When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled
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> > out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, then he spread the
> > animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter. "What are you
> > doing?" his Mom asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal
> > is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
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> > This little grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one
> > morning. He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of
> > coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom, there were three of
> > those little green army men in the cup. She said, "Honey, what are
> > these army men doing in my coffee?" Her grandson said, "Grandma, it
> > says on TV 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'"
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> > A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of
> kittens.
> > On returning home, he breathlessly informed his
> > mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens." "How did
> > you know that?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked
> > underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
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> > While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
> > shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon
> > rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of
> > old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I
> > found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I
> > braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely
> > turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"
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> > While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church,our minister
> > heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.
> > Apparently, his five-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead
> > robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had
> > secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made
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> > for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to
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> > the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version
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> > of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the
> > Faaaather. And unto the soonnn.......and
> > into the hole he gooooes."
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> > A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just
> > wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't
> > write, and they won't let me talk!
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