What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story? - page 5

:D Here is my most gross, yucky, disgusting nursing story! I was working a night shift on a tele floor as a new Nurse. We had this one poor old lady who was confused and was restrained as... Read More

  1. by   ~FloridaCCRN~
    Originally posted by Dayray
    I was a new CNA in the nursing home and feeling very proud of my first step in my chosen career.

    A nice littel old man in a wheel chair waved at one of my co-workers (a pretty littel 18 year-old, fresh out of high school sugar and spice type of girl). He said "honey come over here please" as she bent down to talk to him. He moved the blanket covering his legs and SPLAT! he ejaculated right in her face and mouth. I never saw her again and thus my nursing career beagn...........
    Ewww..gross!
    i would have been soooo mad
  2. by   ~FloridaCCRN~
    Originally posted by ITSJUSTMEZOE
    I can say it took me over an hour and 2 trips to the bathroom to finish reading these lol
    Im hurting now so Im tossing in my 2 cents:
    When I was a New Grad LPN fresh from the delusion of I can be the one to heal the world reality hit me like a ton of bricks.
    In the ER where I had been a tech while I was in LPN school , I was hired to work as a LPN , First offical night of working I had the usual stuff, bumps, bruises , terminal earache, and the OMG GI Bleed from Hell.... Never in my life had I ever seen so much blood come out of every end in my life, this person was also a frequent flyer that the staff often betted on her ETOH levels, well after cleaning her up and stabilizing her with 2 other Rns and a tech, it was time for a foley.... Well a few things I noticed while placing the foley,
    1. A remote control
    2. corn nibblets
    3. kleenex pieces
    4. duct tape stuck to her buttocks
    5. a tattoo that stated " I work hard for the money"
    6. a credit / atm ticket
    It took me by surprise and I can say with joy that I havent been fortunate enough to find such articles in that space so far KNOCKS ON WOOD
    But yet Im still young.... And I work in the Operating room now !!!!
    hows that for irony....




    'corn niblets'....'I work hard for the money'....blah ha ha :roll
    I almost spewed lemonade all over my computer!
  3. by   EXOTIC NURSE
    Oh my Gawd Ursula.....I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair and hit my head on the computer desk. When I am feeling a lil down and I need to lift my spirits I come to this site and crack up. My family look at me as if I have lost my mind wondering what could be so funny on a nursing BB...........
  4. by   monkijr
    Hope your head is OK? and pain free I love this site, sometimes I check in at work and the staff thinks I am nuts when I LOL. I mean Laugh!!!!!
    Isn't nursing humor GREAT!!!!!!!
  5. by   rachel h
    Not nearly as disgusting as some of these but this one just happened to me yesterday. Pt was vomiting, I was handing her a basin... she looks up at me and PROJECTILE vomits all over my entire bare arm. It would have been a direct shot, but somehow I jumped out of the way before it could hit my scrubs! EEEWWWW!!!!
  6. by   NiteNICUNurse
    Well as a NICU nurse we don't get to witness many of the lovely things that have been described...but I have one that not only is the grossest thing that has ever happened but also the thing that to this day gives me nightmares. So, if you decide to read on youv'e been warned

    The NICU team was called by L&D for a 24 week gestation delivery. The woman had walked in with her bag bulging and the babies feet were included. Well the labor had gone to far to consider a C/S so the OB resident was going to deliver the baby vag. Well as we all stand there waiting to do our thing (the mother wanted everthing done) the mom pushes and the OB pulls, out came the baby and was put on the warmer. The baby looked very strange even took me and the Neo a second to figure out what was wrong, because it was so unbelivable....

    The baby had been decapitated...all that we got was the body and the brain stem. The head had to be delivered by C/S. To this day I can not even imagine what those parents must have gone through. It was like being in a horror film. Needless to say I have never seen the OB resident again.
  7. by   shannonRN
    Originally posted by NiteNICUNurse
    The baby had been decapitated...all that we got was the body and the brain stem. The head had to be delivered by C/S.
    omg, that is so sad.
  8. by   Momto2Boys
    Originally posted by NiteNICUNurse
    Well as a NICU nurse we don't get to witness many of the lovely things that have been described...but I have one that not only is the grossest thing that has ever happened but also the thing that to this day gives me nightmares. So, if you decide to read on youv'e been warned

    The NICU team was called by L&D for a 24 week gestation delivery. The woman had walked in with her bag bulging and the babies feet were included. Well the labor had gone to far to consider a C/S so the OB resident was going to deliver the baby vag. Well as we all stand there waiting to do our thing (the mother wanted everthing done) the mom pushes and the OB pulls, out came the baby and was put on the warmer. The baby looked very strange even took me and the Neo a second to figure out what was wrong, because it was so unbelivable....

    The baby had been decapitated...all that we got was the body and the brain stem. The head had to be delivered by C/S. To this day I can not even imagine what those parents must have gone through. It was like being in a horror film. Needless to say I have never seen the OB resident again.
    That is very sad. I am a bit curious though...what caused that?
  9. by   NiteNICUNurse
    During the SAE they claimed that it was caused by a strong cervival contraction at the same time the OB was attempting delivery...that along with it only being a 24 weeker. Only time Iv'e seen or heard of it and hopefully I never will again!
  10. by   babynursewannab
    Originally posted by navynurse29
    :hatparty: :hatparty:

    Well, yours truly gets to irrigate his ears, not the thrill of my life. I irrigated so much earwax out of that man's ears, it was coming out in big, green nuggets. When I showed pt emesis basin of what I had cleaned out of his scuzzy ears, he proceeds to get a big smile on his face, picked up one of the greasy nuggets and eats it!!! YUCK! I just about pucked on myself with that one. To this day, can barely clean my own ears!
    Woah. I made it through all the others oddly unscathed. But DANG! I nearly hurled my guts out with this one. :imbar

    I STILL can't stop squinting like I'm watching a terrible accident happen!

    -alyssa
  11. by   babynursewannab
    Originally posted by NiteNICUNurse
    During the SAE they claimed that it was caused by a strong cervival contraction at the same time the OB was attempting delivery...that along with it only being a 24 weeker. Only time Iv'e seen or heard of it and hopefully I never will again!
    OMG! My heart nearly came out of my chest and I almost started crying reading this.

    That one ranks as the worst experience on this thread, definately.
  12. by   KRVRN
    NiteNICUnurse, I've heard of that incident. Terrible. 24 weeker would have had a chance too. So you saw it? I can't imagine the horror of actually seeing it.
  13. by   Momto2Boys
    Originally posted by NiteNICUNurse
    During the SAE they claimed that it was caused by a strong cervival contraction at the same time the OB was attempting delivery...that along with it only being a 24 weeker. Only time Iv'e seen or heard of it and hopefully I never will again!
    That is just awful I can only imagine how everyone in the room felt. My thoughts go out to the parents and everyone that was there to experience this.

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