What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story? - page 28

:D Here is my most gross, yucky, disgusting nursing story! I was working a night shift on a tele floor as a new Nurse. We had this one poor old lady who was confused and was restrained as... Read More

  1. by   BGSUstudent
    I work on a med-surg floor. Had a confused nursing home pt. in the geri chair at the nurses station so we could keep an eye on him. I asked him if he wanted a drink of water and he said yes. Got him a glass and ran to answer a call light. He must have been really thirsty cause I walked by a few minutes later and noticed that there was something yellow in his glass. Not thinking what it was I walked away and got about 10ft. when I realized that he had peed in the glass. I turned around to take it from him and he had the glass to his mouth and was drinking it. Thought I was going to puke.
  2. by   lola & lila
    This is the WORST one yet!!!!
  3. by   TDub
    I've been a nurse since '86 and I have a million gross stories.


    One of my favourites was a few years ago, a patient whose labour was being induced with Cervidil tape (applied directly to the cervix) handed me something when I entered the room. I held it in my bare hand puzzled, when she said in a gravelly, tequila-and-4-packs-a-day voice, "Hit fell outta mah cooter."

    Like the smooth professional I am, when I realized it had been in her vagina, I screamed and tossed it on the floor. I ate lunch with my hand held behind my back, because I was convinced I could still smell her crotchal area on my fingers*. Ick.




    *I never told my husband...
  4. by   nurseunderwater
    Quote from TDub
    "Hit fell outta mah cooter."..
    ok.....I'll bite....what was "hit"?
  5. by   TDub
    In English: "Pardon me, nurse, but this cervidil tape (hit) has fallen out of my vagina. Allow me to place it in your bare hand."
  6. by   nurseunderwater
    Quote from TDub
    In English: "Pardon me, nurse, but this cervidil tape (hit) has fallen out of my vagina. Allow me to place it in your bare hand."
    :imbar oh, eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww............... :uhoh21:

    yuck.

    ps: i am so beyond gross i thought there was somthin' else "up there"
  7. by   TDub
    Oh, there probably was, I didn't stick around to find out.
  8. by   ktwlpn
    Only the truly warped among us can really appreciate the last 5 posts.....
  9. by   TDub
    Truly warped, Labour and delivery nurses, same thing...
  10. by   karenG
    nurses............!

    what is about our humour??????


    was with a bunch of nurses sitting in a university cafe......... we got thrown out for telling these sort of tales............apparently we were making 'normal' people feel sick...... :chuckle

    why????

    Karen
  11. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from ktwlpn
    Only the truly warped among us can really appreciate

    the last 5 posts.....
    :chuckle Ain't it fun though?????? Heeheeheeheehee!!!!!!!!
  12. by   FranEMTnurse
    my friend, you have got that statement down to a science. i love it, and [color=olive]is why i'm writing this message in these two colors. remind you of anything????????

    [color=#808000]see, she made a memory for ya. hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!:hatparty: i have no idea why you didn't tell your husband though. don't you think he'd understand???:roll


    Quote from tdub
    i've been a nurse since '86 and i have a million gross stories.


    one of my favourites was a few years ago, a patient whose labour was being induced with cervidil tape (applied directly to the cervix) handed me something when i entered the room. i held it in my bare hand puzzled, when she said in a gravelly, tequila-and-4-packs-a-day voice, "hit fell outta mah cooter."

    like the smooth professional i am, when i realized it had been in her vagina, i screamed and tossed it on the floor. i ate lunch with my hand held behind my back, because i was convinced i could still smell her crotchal area on my fingers*. ick.






    *i never told my husband...
  13. by   nurseunderwater

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