What am I

  1. USUALLY 8 INCHES LONG.


    THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS


    ENJOYED BY


    MEMBERS


    OF BOTH SEXES.


    IS


    USUALLY FOUND HUNG,


    DANGLING READY


    LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION.


    IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF


    LITTLE HAIRY THINGS


    AT ONE END


    AND


    A SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.


    IN USE,


    IT IS INSERTED,


    ALMOST


    ALWAYS WILLINGLY,


    SOMETIMES SLOWLY,


    SOMETIMES QUICKLY,


    INTO A WARM,


    FLESHY, MOIST OPENING


    WHERE IT IS


    THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT


    AGAIN AND AGAIN


    MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION,


    OFTEN QUICKLY


    AND


    ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING


    BODILY MOVEMENTS.


    ANYONE FOUND


    LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY


    RECOGNIZE THE


    RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND,


    RESULTING FROM THE


    WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.


    WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN,


    IT LEAVES BEHIND


    A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE


    STICKY SUBSTANCE,


    SOME OF WHICH WILL


    NEED CLEANING FROM THE


    OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING


    AND SOME FROM ITS LONG


    GLISTENING SHAFT.


    AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE


    AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING


    LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING,


    IT IS RETURNED


    TO ITS FREELY


    HANGING STATE OF REST,


    READY YET FOR ANOTHER


    BIT OF ACTION,


    HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS


    BRISTLING CLIMAX


    TWICE OR THREE


    TIMES A DAY,


    BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.



    WHAT AM I???????



    AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY


    GUESSED,



    THE



    ANSWER !



    TO



    THE



    RIDDLE



    IS



    NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........





    TOOTHBRUSH.........

    what were you thinking?


    You PERVERT !
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  2. 11 Comments

  3. by   ERNurse752
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!

    I thought I had stumbled onto one of those "other" bulletin boards there for a minute!
  4. by   dawngloves
    Excuse me. I have to brush my teeth now.
  5. by   Rustyhammer
    "you may spit now"
    -Russell
  6. by   emily_mom
    Does anyone swallow????

  7. by   J-RN student
    Never thought of it that way!:chuckle :roll :chuckle :roll
  8. by   kimmicoobug
    As I was reading it, I thought, "this is practically pornographic", but actually laughed at the screen when I got the punchline. That is a good one.
  9. by   Anaclaire
    Good one!!!
  10. by   KRVRN
    I was going to answer penis.
  11. by   Darlene K.
    :roll
  12. by   stubs
    Sandra...oh Sandra ......I'd actually pay to watch you brush.
  13. by   SKM-NURSIEPOOH
    :chuckle

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