What a coincidence

  1. A man sat at a local bar savoring a double martini when an attractive woman sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of vodka and orange juice. The man turned to her and said,"This is a special day. I'm celebrating." What a coincidence. I'm celebrating too," she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?" she asked. As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence, she said. "For years my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked. "Oh, I switched cocks," he replied.

    "What a coincidence......." she said



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