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    by Guide Aug 11, '12
    WARNING TO US ALL!!!

    Shampoo Warning!
    I don’t know Why I didn’t figure this out sooner!
    I use shampoo in the shower…
    When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down
    my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the
    shampoo label is this warning,

    “FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME”
    No wonder I have been gaining weight!
    Well, I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I’m
    going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.
    Its label reads….
    “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE”

    Problem solved!
    Last edit by Joe V on Aug 12, '12
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  4. Aug 11, '12 by
    Thanks for the post!! This is the best laugh I've had in a while! Of course I'm bald so I don't use shampoo on my my head, but I do use it as a cheap body wash. I guess I'll have to start bathing in the sink now.
  5. Admin
    Aug 12, '12 by
    ROFLMAO - this one had me cracking up ... thanks for sharing
  6. Guide
    Aug 12, '12 by
    Quote from Joe V
    ROFLMAO - this one had me cracking up ... thanks for sharing
    Joe, I had the same reaction, when I first got the e-mail from one of my colleagues ... Aloha~
  7. Aug 12, '12 by
    LOL crap that's my problem!!!
  8. Aug 12, '12 by
    OK, that was funny, now I'm going to pick me up some of that dawn.
  9. Aug 12, '12 by
    Too cute!!
  10. Aug 12, '12 by
    Thanks for the laugh!!😄
  11. Guide
    Aug 12, '12 by
    That was funny! My very bald husband uses liquid shower soap instead of shampoo.
    The guy who cuts our hair, charges him for his beard trim and throws in what he refers
    to as "half a haircut" for free.
  12. Guide
    Aug 13, '12 by
    Quote from sharpeimom
    That was funny! My very bald husband uses liquid shower soap instead of shampoo.
    The guy who cuts our hair, charges him for his beard trim and throws in what he refers
    to as "half a haircut" for free.

    Now that was funny, I wish I could get a deal like that, I usually pay $25.00 dollars for a haircut but then again I have a full head of hair, I guess I should be thankful