Viagra advertising

  1. The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.

    The theme was "Viagra Advertising Slogans." The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

    About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List.

    > After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week
    > went very well for everyone.
    >
    > The top ten:
    >
    > 10. Viagra: Whaaazzzzz Up!!
    >
    > 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
    >
    > 8. Viagra: Like a rock!
    >
    > 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
    > overnight.
    >
    > 6. Viagra: Be all that you can be.
    >
    > 5. Viagra: Reach out and touch someone.
    >
    > 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
    >
    > 3. Viagra: Tastes great! More filling!
    >
    > 2. Viagra: We bring good things to life!
    >
    > And the unanimous number one slogan:
    >
    > 1. This is your penis. . . This is your penis on drugs .

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  2. 15 Comments

  3. by   gwenith
    :roll
  4. by   Liddle Noodnik
    Originally posted by gwenith
    :roll
    Forgive me if you've heard this one, why do they give the men in nursing homes Viagra?

    To keep them from falling out of bed.
  5. by   Just Angi
    Too cute!!
  6. by   debbyed
    :roll :roll
  7. by   nursee
    :roll :chuckle :roll
  8. by   Jay-Jay
    Q: What happens when you give a doctor Viagra?

    A: He gets taller!
  9. by   Liddle Noodnik
    re:


    Q: What happens when you give a doctor Viagra?

    A: He gets taller!


    That one took me a minute, LOL!

    Could apply to MANY mushroom heads I know ...
  10. by   Sable's mom
    ROTFLMAO!!!
    Both the original joke and Jay-jay's addition>
    sure enjoyed the laughs.
  11. by   rnnurse2be
    ROF LOL... VERY VERY CUTE!
  12. by   night owl
  13. by   nadia562002
    OK, OK. I dont think the old guys really need viagra. Its bad enough when they swat you on the rear or try to grope you. No thanks!!!!
  14. by   teeituptom
    We had a sales rep come through the ER a week or so ago. And yes she was passing out literature on Viagra,
    Funny thing is. She was so young and drop dead beautifull that for her Who would need viagra. Just the thought of her as she is gives me chest pains....
    Is there a code cart nearby

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