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    Q: What happened to the 85 year old man that got a viagra pill stuck in his throat?


    A: He got a stiff neck :-)
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    Q. What is the generic name for Viagra? A. Mycoxafillin
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    I picked this up from many different sources. No author noted.
    From The Pharmacy
    With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society...
    DIRECTRA -- a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
    PROJECTRA -- Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
    CHILDAGRA -- Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more child-care tasks -- especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.
    COMPLIMENTRA -- In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
    BUYAGRA -- Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.
    NEGA-VIAGRA -- Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
    NEGA-SPORTAGRA -- This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
    FLATULAGRA -- This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.
    FLYAGRA -- This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
    PRYAGRA -- About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."
    LIAGRA -- This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury, and Presidential Strength versions.


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    What do you get when you combine Viagra with
    Minoxidil?


    Don King!!
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    Special News Report:Morticians around the world are lobbying to ban Viagra.Why?
    Because they are having a hard time closing the casket.


    [This message has been edited by Michael (edited 08-31-98).]
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    Why will insurance pay for Viagra but not birth control?
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    Did you hear about the guy that got his Viagra mixed up with his Sennakot? He didn't know if he was coming or going.....
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    Q. Doyou know why they give men in nursing homes Viagra?
    A. So they won't roll out of bed!
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    Q: What happens when you give a politician Viagra?


    A: He grows taller
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    True story, look it up in your PDR if you don't believe me:

    The molecular wt of Viagra is 666

    ~faith,
    Timothy.


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