Viagara

A young lady had to put her elderly father in a NH and was quite upset about this. But, when she went to visit she was surprised to see he was well and happy. He went on and on about how he loved the place, the people and how great he had been sleeping. When questioned why he was sleeping so well he responded that the nurses give him an ASA and a viagara every night before bed. Sure that he was mistaken, the daughter questioned the nursing staff. The nurse verified that "yes, we give him an ASA for his aches and pains and to help him sleep and we give him a viagara to keep him from rolling out of bed!"