Also known as cheap and lazy content filler
(note these are not necessarily the views of the poster haha)
Situation: A coworker goes on and on about a lame place they visited.
Response: "I can totally see you having fun there."
Situation: A friend tells you about a horrible band he just loves.
Response: "I hear they have many fans."
Situation: Someone gushes about a bad TV show or movie.
Response: "That's so right up your alley."
Situation: You're barraged with Atkins-based dieting advice.
Response: "Doctors say you should have your cholesterol checked regularly."
Situation: A woman friend asks your opinion on her god-awful outfit.
Response: "I bet you'll get a lot of wear out of that."
Situation: The viewing of a less than attractive newborn.
Response: "Wow, what a baby!"
Situation: A buddy asks what you think about his new ugly girlfriend.
Response: "Dude, she seems really into you."
Situation: A gal pal asks what you think about her new ugly boyfriend.
Response: "He seems like the type that won't cheat."
Situation: You discover your boyfriend is small in the pants.
Response: "It's the perfect size."
Situation: A good friend shows you his cheesy website.
Response: "I don't know which animation to look at first!"
Situation: A guy at a party boasts about his boring job.
Response: "Holy cow, I could never do what you do!"
Situation: Someone asks, "I love Friends! What's your favorite episode?"
Response: "I'm really looking forward to the last one."
Situation: A friend gabs about her upcoming wedding for months on end.
Response: "I cannot wait 'til you get married. We're all counting the days."
Situation: You are served horrible food at a friend's house.
Response: "I can tell this is homemade."
Situation: An acquaintance asks what you think about her new hair style.
Response: "You know, not everyone can pull that off."
Situation: Someone says they love the job Bush is doing.
Response: "You are such a moron."