UH-oh ! Oh, noooooooooo.....

**jnette** · Sep 16, 2003 07:13 PM

I'm in one of those moods... oh geesh... here we go... this just comes over me every so often and I can't fight it.. it's sick humor time !!!

Translated:

"Now get down from there right away ! The neighbors are looking already..."

**jnette** · Sep 16, 2003, 07:20 PM

oh poop ! Here comes another ! I tried to put it down, but it reared up and took control !

"I lost 35 # in less than four hours !"

(The amputation diet...NEW !)

Danamegg · Sep 17, 2003, 06:17 AM

Yikes!!! :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

lovewhatIdo · Sep 19, 2003, 01:31 PM

I love it! lol. Guess I have a "sick" sense of humor too. Keep em comming.

Brownms46 · Sep 19, 2003, 08:44 PM

OMG I can't believe you put did that...

*Franemtnurse* · Sep 19, 2003, 11:21 PM

I love it Jnette. In fact I like it so much, I copied it to put on my screensaver.

CHEERS

**jnette** · Sep 20, 2003, 11:30 AM

Shew !

I know they're bad... but sometimes ya just gotta let it out ! But now I feel really bad because of our sweet amputee patient...

I don't get in the sick humor mode often, but when it hits, it just HITS, y'know? I was wiping tears of laughter as I posted the first one... "Now you just get down from there right away!...." oooh, it's STILL hitting me right on the funnybone ! "The neighbors are looking already...:

I better quit.

*Franemtnurse* · Sep 20, 2003, 04:49 PM

I took care of a double amputee several years ago, and I felt so bad for him. He was in a nursing home where I worked, and was totally dependent on our care. He hated every minute of it too. I never saw that poor man smile.:

Karis · Sep 25, 2003, 10:07 AM

We once took care of a man on our unit who had was a bilateral amputee. He used to get on his scooter and ride outside to smoke. He ended up signing out AMA. A consulting physician showed up soon after wanting to know how he could sign out AMA when he had no legs.

*Franemtnurse* · Sep 25, 2003, 05:34 PM

UH-oh ! Oh, noooooooooo.....

UH-oh ! Oh, noooooooooo.....

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