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May 24, 2003 02:14 PM

uh-oh !

by jnette Staff

Prescription for trouble......


A woman walks into a drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.


The druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?".

"To kill my husband.."

"I'm sorry Ma'am, I can't sell you any for that reason."

The woman then hands him a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position.

The man is her husband and the woman is the druggist's wife.

He looks at the photo and says,
"My apologies, I didn't realize you had a prescription."


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7 Comments
No. 1
Old May 24, 2003, 04:00 PM

Jnette .. . .

I just copied it and passed it around. We are all so tired - very busy day and we needed a laugh.

Thanks.

steph
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No. 2
from moz
Old May 30, 2003, 06:13 AM

That's a good one! Thanks for sharing
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No. 3
Old May 30, 2003, 06:19 AM

Heeehee!
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No. 4
from gwenith
Old May 31, 2003, 07:22 AM

just copied it to pass on.....
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No. 5
from bennie
Old May 31, 2003, 03:22 PM

Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
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No. 6
from MandyInMS
Old May 31, 2003, 03:59 PM

lmaooooo...good one
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No. 7
from Nitey_RN
Old Jun 04, 2003, 05:21 PM

Too Funny!!!!!!!! LOL!!
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