Two Nuns..........

  1. > There were two nuns...
    >
    > One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
    >
    > and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
    >
    > It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
    >
    > SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
    > the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
    >
    > SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
    >
    > SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
    > at the most! What can we do?
    >
    > SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
    >
    > SM: It's not working.
    >
    > SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
    > logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
    >
    > SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
    >
    > SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
    > I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
    >
    > So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
    >
    >
    >
    > Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
    > worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
    >
    > Then Sister Logical arrives.
    >
    > SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
    > Tell me what happened!
    >
    > SL: The only logical thing happened.
    > The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
    >
    > SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
    >
    > SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
    > as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
    >
    > SM: And?
    >
    > SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
    >
    > SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
    >
    > SL: The only logical thing to do.
    > I lifted my dress up.
    >
    > SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
    >
    > SL: The only logical thing to do.
    > He pulled down his pants.
    >
    >
    >
    > SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
    >
    > SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
    > A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
    > with his pants down.
    >
    > And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
    >
    > say two Hail Marys!
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  3. by   teeituptom
    Hail Mary
    Hail Mary
    Hail Mary
    Hail Mary
    Hail Mary
  4. by   nurseygrrl

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