TV shows and movies that are ruined, because you know better

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So many TV shows and movies take place, at least in part, in a medical setting. When you're a nurse, you automatically notice the severe errors in the scenery, which ruins the show. Or maybe it's just me.

I was watching the very first episode of ER (as a rerun, this is fairly recently) where the nurse- what was her name? I'm getting old- OD'd and was brought into the ER on a stretcher. I jumped off the couch and started shouting, "Chest tubes?!? She has two Atrium chest tubes there. For a drug overdose???"

It seems like the directors of these shows assume that the more medical-looking stuff they throw in there, the more realistic it will seem.

On TV, the "patient" almost always has his O2 cannula on incorrectly. And I can't count how many times I've seen the actor-patient surrounded by medical equipment that is totally irrelevant to his illness. Oh, there's a vent nearby, and some vent tubing on the bed, for no apparent reason. Sometimes you'll see an EKG monitor in the background and the rhythm displayed there totally doesn't match what's going on with the "patient". (Many times, it's a fatal rhythm, but the patient is alert and talking.)

And the IV pumps/ bags etc... It's all wrong, all wrong, and I can't stand it.

Also, I'm a huge Stephen King fan, but in two of his books he has patients who are on ventilators who suddenly wake up and start talking... with the ventilator still in place. (The Dead Zone, and Desperation.)

It also chaps my ### when the nurse is wearing whites, with a skimpy white skirt, with a white nurse's cap... in a modern day setting. (If the movie is taking place in 1970, that's different, but I'm talking about shows set in modern times.) Inevitably, if the nurse says anything at all, it is something stupid.

Has anyone else been irritated or enraged by things like this? Or am I just over the edge?

Specializes in Cardiac, Ortho/Neuro, Hospic, LTC.

Don't even get me stated on Grey's Anatomy and the MASS amounts of things that I scream at the TV on every episode. BTW, this show was voted as the WORST show on TV for prortrayals or nurses and nursing. Wonder why? When was the last time you saw a bunch of surgery interns take vital signs and do I/O's? LOL

Where are the nurses? Oh wait, they are in the closet having sex with the docs or they are striking outside. Other than that, you don't see them. SICKENING. BTW...WHERE ARE ALL THE CNA'S???? THEY DON"T EXIST!!!!!

The first Army Wives this past week, when the nurse gave D's son the pills in the hospital ,and he was baker acted? The nurse watching didn't even look up! The nurse with his meds didn't check to make sure he had actually taken the pills and not cheeked them(which of course, he did). STUPID!!! THAT WOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED! DUH! You always check the cheeks and under the tongue. You make sure. And no way would the sitter nurse be not watching the kid and texting in the corner. Sheesh. I work as a CNA in Ortho/Neuro. I am pre- LPN. My fiancee is a CNA as well as an RN student and we both work PRN at a mental hospital when we need extra hours. We would SO get fired and loose our CNA licenses for that. :uhoh3: Rediculous.

Specializes in Medical.
Oh, and remember the movie Flatliners? The premise was these medical students (or whoever) would put each other into a deathlike state, then debifrillate them back to life- from asystole. You don't shock asystole!

OMG - that drives me the most nuts, that an entire film premise is based on an easily checked, massively wrong 'fact'.

A film-making former friend asked me to act as medical adviser for a script he was writing. He included defibrillating an asystolic girl - when I read it (while having my hair done) I literally said aloud, "No! Nooooooooooo!" I gave him alternatives, including having a character say "It could be fine VF..." but he was adamant that she wouldn't really be dead (and therefore brought back to life) unless she was DC reverted. So I withdrew permission for my name to be included as an adviser.

And in the 1994 Russell Cowe/Jack Thompson film The Sum of Us there's a scene where dad's in hospital after a stroke - the camera pans across the (ridiculously enormous) ICU room past the ventilator to the (bed rails lowered) bed, where dad has... nasal prongs in situ. Which promptly broke my willing suspension of disbelief, along with that of every other nurse and doctor in the cinema. WHich was a particular shame as it was a hospital find raising event :(

Specializes in Cardiology.

I LOVE watching House (seriously, who doesn't love an angst ridden bad boy who can play piano?) but it makes me crazy. I can not STAND IT when those doctors do every single procedure the patient needs. AS IF! It also really, REALLY bugs me when they mispronounce medical terminology. :uhoh3:

My husband, who happens to be a tv producer, keeps telling me I need to deal with the "suspension of disbelief," which just makes me even crazier.

Specializes in critical care, home health.

Even on "real" medical shows, like Trauma: life in the ER, I get p***** off. I'm an ICU nurse. In these shows, the patient spends a bit of time in the ER and then CT and then surgery, then the next thing you know, he's recovering and ready to go home.

What happened to the two or four or ten weeks the patient spent in the ICU? What about the ICU nurses who worked their hinders off trying to save the guy? Not to mention the physical therapists, dieticians, CNAs, etc etc.

It's like this person came in horribly injured, but thanks to the ER staff (and they deserve credit of course, but not ALL the credit) the patient is on his way home. The ER nurse may spend maybe a few hours with that patient, the ER doc may spend an hour total, but the ICU nurse spends weeks or MONTHS with the patient. But the ER doctor (who is often snappish and rude) gets all the credit for saving the life.

It just gets my undies in a bundle.

Specializes in Medsurg/ICU, Mental Health, Home Health.
Even on "real" medical shows, like Trauma: life in the ER, I get p***** off. I'm an ICU nurse. In these shows, the patient spends a bit of time in the ER and then CT and then surgery, then the next thing you know, he's recovering and ready to go home.

What happened to the two or four or ten weeks the patient spent in the ICU? What about the ICU nurses who worked their hinders off trying to save the guy? Not to mention the physical therapists, dieticians, CNAs, etc etc.

It's like this person came in horribly injured, but thanks to the ER staff (and they deserve credit of course, but not ALL the credit) the patient is on his way home. The ER nurse may spend maybe a few hours with that patient, the ER doc may spend an hour total, but the ICU nurse spends weeks or MONTHS with the patient. But the ER doctor (who is often snappish and rude) gets all the credit for saving the life.

It just gets my undies in a bundle.

I agree, Holly. I will add this, too...what about the MedSurg nurses who care for the patients when they're out of the ICU but not quite ready to go home? We could use some recognition by the TV people, too. :) (And the Stepdown nurses, of course!)

Specializes in Community.

Hilarious thread :D

Im pretty sure in hero's characters often have NG tubes for no reason which are easily pulled out by the baddie as they are resting in the nose not the gut. Oh and an IV machine because it isn't medicine without a machine that goes beep.

Makes me a bit crazy too the way nurses are portrayed, gossiping, flirting with doctors and walking around aimlessly with a clipboard.

I find when people hear Im a nurse they have a long pause then say "OH I LOVE house/greys anatomy/'inset popular doctor show'". Yeah Im a nurse though.

Have you noticed that NO ONE on Er ever washes their hands?????!!!!!

Specializes in ED.

so i watched ET and they were resuscitating him. I wonder how they were able to find an IV access on him hmm

Specializes in School Nursing.
I agree cityhawk, as much as the inaccuracies of Mercy bug me so much, I have gotten into it. I just wish they wouldn't have made Chloe a "new" nurse with a masters degree. I would think someone with a masters degree in nursing wouldn't seem so naive about everything. It's like she went through all that schooling with no clinicals! hehe!

And now sweet Chloe has determined to "screw it, I'm going to medical school". Sigh, I am not sure I even have the words for that.

Specializes in Gerontology, nursing education.
And now sweet Chloe has determined to "screw it, I'm going to medical school". Sigh, I am not sure I even have the words for that.

Thank you!

Just watch---if Mercy gets renewed, Chloe will miraculously get through medical school in one season, two at the most, and be done with residency before you can say "Prime Time Leno".

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Never mind---Mercy has been cancelled. Mercifully?

I live in the UK and have to endure Holby City and the program that spawned it, Casualty. My girlfriend shouts at me for picking fault in it all the time. Ward nurses also end up scrubing for theatres, ventilated patients are cared for on medical wards, not on ITU unlike how its normally done here, almost everyone survives cardiac arrest, anaesthetists manage to kill themsevles playing with defibs in theatre, only the best ward nurses are considered to work as theatre nurses, junior doctors are actually medical students. The worst thing is, doctors and nurses advise on how to make these programs realistic.

I liked that a student was allowed to pull and push fent completely unsupervised? When I was I student I had to have someone watch me dispense Tylenol!

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