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Dec 09, 2002 01:35 PM

The truth about Dogs


Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable
piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,
but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths
and then try to give you a kiss.






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Conclusion: Dogs are tiny men in little fur coats!


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No. 1
from kids
Old Dec 09, 2002, 02:14 PM

Which is why...
(you know I gotta say it)



CATS RULE!
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No. 2
from kavi
Old Dec 09, 2002, 03:10 PM

H.W. Beecher once said:

The DOG is the GOD of Frolic!!!!!



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No. 3
Old Dec 09, 2002, 03:14 PM

LOL thats cute.

I love kitties thogh, kitties are precious
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No. 4
Old Dec 10, 2002, 12:39 PM

oh there for a minute i thought you were talking about men.....there are some similarities.....
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