Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty

  1. TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE AREN'T :
    > >
    > > 10. I need to whip it out by 5.
    > > 9. Mind if I use your laptop ?
    > > 8. Just stick it in my box.
    > > 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag !
    > > 6. I want it on my desk, NOW !!!!
    > > 5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid !
    > > 4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
    > > 3. It's an entry level position.
    > > 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today ?
    > > And the number one thing that sounds dirty, but at the
    office isn't : 1.
    > >
    > > It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there
    !!!
    > >
    > > TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM AREN'T :
    > >
    > > 10. Have you looked through her briefs ?
    > > 9. He is one hard judge.
    > > 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
    > > 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
    > > 6. Is it a penal offense ?
    > > 5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
    > > 4. For $200 an hour, she better be good !
    > > 3. Can you get him to drop his suit ?
    > > 2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
    > > And the number one thing that sounds dirty, but in law
    isn't : 1. Think
    > > you
    > > can get me off ?
    > >
    > > TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF AREN'T :
    > >
    > > 10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
    > > 9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
    > > 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
    > > 7. Look at the size of his putter.
    > > 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
    > > 5. Mind if I join your threesome ?
    > > 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
    > > 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
    > > 2. Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be
    desired. And
    > > the
    > > number one thing that sounds dirty, but in golf isn't : 1.
    Hold up ! I
    > > need
    > > to wash my balls first.
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  3. by   Havin' A Party!
    Hahahahaha!

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