Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE AREN'T :
> >
> > 10. I need to whip it out by 5.
> > 9. Mind if I use your laptop ?
> > 8. Just stick it in my box.
> > 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag !
> > 6. I want it on my desk, NOW !!!!
> > 5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid !
> > 4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
> > 3. It's an entry level position.
> > 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today ?
> > And the number one thing that sounds dirty, but at the
office isn't : 1.
> >
> > It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there
!!!
> >
> > TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM AREN'T :
> >
> > 10. Have you looked through her briefs ?
> > 9. He is one hard judge.
> > 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
> > 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
> > 6. Is it a penal offense ?
> > 5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
> > 4. For $200 an hour, she better be good !
> > 3. Can you get him to drop his suit ?
> > 2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
> > And the number one thing that sounds dirty, but in law
isn't : 1. Think
> > you
> > can get me off ?
> >
> > TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF AREN'T :
> >
> > 10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
> > 9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
> > 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
> > 7. Look at the size of his putter.
> > 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
> > 5. Mind if I join your threesome ?
> > 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
> > 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
> > 2. Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be
desired. And
> > the
> > number one thing that sounds dirty, but in golf isn't : 1.
Hold up ! I
> > need
> > to wash my balls first.