Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2. Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3. Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4. Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5. Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

6. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8. Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em

10. What do you mean "You want a divorce?"