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Nov 03, 2004 07:08 PM

Tie Me Up

by Tweety Platinum Member

TIE ME UP

One day a man came home and was greeted
by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do
anything you want."

So, he tied her up and went golfing.

Pleasure is where you find it

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5 Comments
No. 1
from boulergirl
Old Nov 04, 2004, 09:26 AM

Oh my goodness Tweety! You're such a naughty boy.
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No. 2
from AFWife
Old Nov 05, 2004, 04:13 PM

Well, that was a misleading title! Not at all what I thought it was going to be!
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No. 3
from Monica RN,BSN
Old Nov 05, 2004, 04:59 PM

Ahhh.........too funny... it's kinda like you know you been married too long when a women walks naked in front of her hubby / SO and gets in fron tof the TV, and He says.. hey... get outta the way I can't see the TV!
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No. 4
from jnette
Old Nov 05, 2004, 05:04 PM

I'd like to say that would be my DH... but alas !
Not to be...
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No. 5
from Darlene K.
Old Nov 23, 2004, 07:20 AM

Very cute!
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