Thoughts to live by..... - page 3

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. Always read stuff that will make you look... Read More

  1. by   josie001
    The only (and best) piece of advice my gran gave me was : "Never enter an arse kicking contest with a porcupine!"
  2. by   NurseMonkey
    Don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
  3. by   RNCUPCAKE
    IF GOD IS YOUR CO-PILOT, YOU ARE IN THE WRONG SEAT! :angel2:

    THANKS! KAREN
  4. by   Kaleigh
    I have gone out to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, hold me until I get here!

    Oh, and this isn't really funny unless it's in this context. I have a rather hot headed friend whose stature, unfortunately, does not match his hot headedness. Anyway, one night, ole hot head is just sitting around, hanging out with the boys when a guy who is definately big enough to back anything up tries to start something with hot head. Here's this guy, about 7' tall, looking down at hot head whose about 5' even. Hot head just looks at him and says, dead serious, " If you're feeling froggy.......jump!" We grabbed him and ran like H###!
  5. by   donmurray
    Anyone recall Hill St Blues? "Lets do it to them, before they do it to us!"....but I preferred Phil's "Let's be careful out there!"
  6. by   JBudd
    On our strike shirts: Starve with dignity, be a nurse!
  7. by   nsocc1
    Good thing there is humor in Nursing!

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