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Apr 05, 2004 04:30 PM

Thought For Today

by Franemtnurse Platinum Member

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. :hatparty:

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No. 1
from Katnip
Old Apr 05, 2004, 04:36 PM

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No. 2
from hock1
Old Apr 05, 2004, 08:23 PM

But of course...I'd rather have big perkie buppies then my mind any day. I could be the hottest wanderer on the ward!
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No. 3
from jnette
Old Apr 05, 2004, 09:01 PM

Only you, Fran !!!

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No. 4
from nekhismom
Old Apr 05, 2004, 11:28 PM

LOL....the hottest wanderer on the ward!! Sorry, vhope, but by that time, according to these statistics, you'll have LOTS of competition!
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No. 5
from Franemtnurse
Old Apr 06, 2004, 01:56 PM

How true!
Originally Posted by nekhismom
LOL....the hottest wanderer on the ward!! Sorry, vhope, but by that time, according to these statistics, you'll have LOTS of competition!
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No. 6
from AussieAIN
Old Apr 07, 2004, 05:29 AM

Good one Fran, only problem is I got a mental image of what it looks like after gravity hits
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No. 7
from suzanne4
Old Apr 07, 2004, 07:18 AM

But with the right surgeon gravity will not win!
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No. 8
from AussieAIN
Old Apr 09, 2004, 05:24 AM

Suzanne,

Granted but it's hard to get the image out of my mind. http://www.gotlaughs.com/funpages/view.cfm/2447

Aussie.
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No. 9
from scrubs70
Old Apr 09, 2004, 05:28 AM

Originally Posted by AussieAIN
Suzanne,

Granted but it's hard to get the image out of my mind. http://www.gotlaughs.com/funpages/view.cfm/2447

Aussie.
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