Things that Makes you wonder...

  1. Makes you wonder


    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
    squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

    Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from
    a hen's butt looked edible?

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
    horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

    Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
    coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
    don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
    are going to look up there anyway?

    Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
    both dogs!

    What do you call male ballerinas?

    Why ARE Trix only for kids?

    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
    didn't he just buy dinner?

    Why is a person that handles your money called a Broker?

    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
    vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him,
    is he still wrong?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
    you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.

    Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars
    in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint
    somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
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  2. 24 Comments

  3. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by brian
    If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
  4. by   HRHNurse Carol
    Thanks Brian, really enjoyed that!!
  5. by   SKM-NURSIEPOOH
    originally by brian ...if corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
    vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?...
    well if corn oil is made from corn...isn't corn a vegetable...makes you wonder what other vegetables vegetable oil is made from???

    luv this one...
    ...is disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse?
    & this one...
    ...if the professor on gilligan's island can make a radio out of
    coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
    my own question about gillian's island is why the h*ll are all of the passagers bringing all of the stuff with them on a 3 hour tour??? the howell's have suitcases full of clothes & money, ginger & marianne have way too many clothes, & the professor have way too many books; but the skipper & gillian have the same clothes & don't go telling me that those guys were in uniform either. that show just crack me up!!!

    great thread brian!!!

    cheers - moe.
  6. by   renerian
    Very funny Brian! Happy Holidays.

    renerian
  7. by   melissa24


    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


    So does "Baa Baa Black Sheep."
  8. by   J-RN student
    :chuckle :roll :chuckle
  9. by   PennyLane
  10. by   l.rae
    If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

    of course!
  11. by   maggie7
    Just great! :roll
  12. by   LasVegasRN
    Originally posted by brian
    What do you call male ballerinas?
    Oh! I know this one!!

    Depends on the country. Some are called "Cavaliers". In Italy, I've heard them called "Ballermos". Also referred to as premier danseur or danseur noble. Mostly, they are called "the male dancer". :chuckle
    Last edit by LasVegasRN on Dec 20, '02
  13. by   Lausana
    Originally posted by brian
    Makes you wonder


    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
    you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.
    Good one :chuckle
  14. by   emily_mom

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