Things That Sound Dirty On Thanksgiving But Aren't
- 0Nov 19, '01 by misti_z
- "Just reach in and grab the giblets."
- "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"
- "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"
- "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
- "Talk about a HUGE breast!"
- "And he forces his way into the end zone!"
- "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."
- "It's cool whip time!"
- "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"
And The Dirtiest Sounding Thing That Isn't Really Dirty....
- "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."