Things That Sound Dirty On Thanksgiving But Aren't

Nov 19, 2001 02:31 PM

by misti_z

"Just reach in and grab the giblets."
"Whew...that's one terrific spread!"
"I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"
"Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
"Talk about a HUGE breast!"
"And he forces his way into the end zone!"
"She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."
"It's cool whip time!"
"If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

And The Dirtiest Sounding Thing That Isn't Really Dirty....
"It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."

*canoehead* · Nov 20, 2001, 06:58 AM

everyone on this board is such a sicko....

gvar · Nov 20, 2001, 05:30 PM

Those are absolutely hillarious and I never claimed not to be sick. lol lmao

OBNURSEHEATHER · Nov 20, 2001, 08:06 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hope you don't mind, I copied & forwarded to all my like minded sicko friends!

Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!

Heather

misti_z · Nov 20, 2001, 09:31 PM

Glad to share my sickoness with others

night owl · Nov 25, 2001, 06:19 PM

misti_z,

Yeah you're a sicko and I love it.......you have to have a sicko sense of humor to do the things we do! Those were great!!!

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